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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • Saturday
    Twilight the 没用

    Yesterday, a fellow named SoothingBell asked if they could translate Twilight the Useless to Chinese, and no way was I gonna say no. :D

    And they turned it around in 24 hours, amazing!

    https://fimtale.com/t/64723

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  • 1 week
    Idle musing

    so-called because that's what led me to the realization

    What is so compelling about the idea of "warrior woman runs afoul of a wizard and is flung centuries into the future" that I made it happen twice?

    ...And with slightly more musing, I also realize, in a roundabout way, it was with the same wizard. >_> Huh.

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  • 1 week
    Fic recs, March 20th!

    Posting a day earlier than usual because the next reading is a long one!

    H: 1 R: 2 C: 1 V: 1 N: 3

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  • 2 weeks
    Fic recs, March 14th!

    Lotus Moon has done a reading of Fleety's What's Philomena's Name?!

    Hey, help out Regidar, he's looking for experimental fics! Self-promotion allowed!

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  • 2 weeks
    Fic recs, March 8th: Top Ten of 2023!

    Whaaaaat, two review blogs in a row?

    Well hell yes, because I have done much better with the top ten this year and I am inordinately pleased with myself! :3 here's the explanation of the setup, for all that it has never adequately explained what's going on to like, literally anyone:

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Aug
24th
2014

IIII-IIIII-IIII'M HOOKED ON A FEELING! · 5:42pm Aug 24th, 2014

So I'm literally in the middle of reading ROBCakeran's contest entry when a little voice in the back of my head goes:

"Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to 'I' and 'am' and 'Bloomberg,' exclusively in that order."

NO

I ALREADY KNOW HOW IT WORKS AND WHO EVERYONE IS

DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS

DAMMIT CAKERAN CURSE YOU AND YOUR SUDDEN YET INEVITABLY BETRAYAL

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Comments ( 13 )
PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Yes, please, all of my yes, you must write this.

Obligatory:

Oh dear lord, make this happen!! It's your cutie mark destiny!! :pinkiegasp::pinkiecrazy:

2397172 Ooo, the non 'Ooga Chaka' version and everything, extra points for that.

It was inevitable. It's best that this is in your hands.

If you don't do this, Present, I will, and you know how horrible that will be. You have to do this to save FiMfic from itself.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

2397243
What shocks me

and I mean this is shocking

Is that searching "Guardians of Equestria" on Fimfiction brings up a story in the thousands.

The thousands!

Why hasn't anyone done this yet with the obvious title? Holy crap, that movie was tailor made for MLP crossovering!

2397354
I remember Aqua was saying he wanted to do a Guardians crossover. Whether or not he actually does it... we'll see. I, however, will not be writing a crossover fic anytime soon.

His inevitably betrayal is he Robbed the cake and ran.

2397354
I already said elsewhere that GotG was a better FiM movie than EG.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

2397402
As many as four tens. D:

GotG was a better FiM movie then EG

Fuckin' bingo.

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