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    shortskirtsandexplosions's Stories (30)

    • The Numbers Don't Lie
      An ancient magical artifact causes floating lie meters to appear above everypony's heads. This causes Twilight to reflect on honesty and friendship. Based on an idea by theworstwriter.

      20,101 words · 8,006 views · 1,290 likes · 17 dislikes
    • Background Pony
      "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it
      432,377 words · 41,985 views · 3,715 likes · 109 dislikes
    • Nopony Needs to Know
      Applejack finally accepts Rainbow's invitation to experience flight, but for what reason?
      9,322 words · 6,872 views · 617 likes · 14 dislikes
    • The End of Ponies
      A lone pony of a Wasteland future Equestria finds a way to visit her dead friends in the past.
      527,556 words · 16,158 views · 1,337 likes · 38 dislikes
    • Hello, Sedna
      7,297 words · 5,800 views · 700 likes · 19 dislikes
    • Spelling It Out
      16,839 words · 6,327 views · 581 likes · 15 dislikes
    • Couchtavia
      15,350 words · 2,761 views · 443 likes · 11 dislikes
    • Something Like Feeling
      6,641 words · 3,067 views · 463 likes · 12 dislikes
    • The Rainbow Face Up
      8,027 words · 2,791 views · 301 likes · 7 dislikes
    • To the Wind
      14,896 words · 2,238 views · 313 likes · 8 dislikes
    Jun
    10th
    2012

    You know what?  Let's pretend that there is no chapter this week.

    See you all later.

    -SS&E

    Comments ( 30 )

    #1 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Now I'm super curious.

    #2 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I'd ask why but I'm just going to read the story anyways.

    :EDIT:

    "It's like the sound of one hoof clopping"  oh boy, there's an entire genre dedicated to CREATING that sound

    #3 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    What? What's happening?

    Edit: I think you misspelled Upvoted.

    #4 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    you can probably name this chapter like chapter i. the imaginary one

    #5 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Its funny because I'm not even reading this story

    End Of Ponies FTW

    #6 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I have nothing more to say about this chapter that I didn't already say in my rough draft review (and I'm happy with the changes you made to the draft), so instead, here's something completely different.

    #7 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>166788

    :rainbowlaugh:

    As someone who actually knows about the  Montreal Screwjob, I find that freaking HILARIOUS.

    BR
    #8 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    So,tell me SS&E, how many tens of thousands of words is this chapter? :rainbowlaugh:

    #9 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Could you cram anymore references into that fic. I noticed Harmony so you'd better freaking post more EoP.

    #10 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Background Pony updates: back on the feature bar! :rainbowlaugh:

    *sigh* I was 35 chapters into a new story I liked and now this updates...

    I'll have to get back to the new story later!

    #11 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Unneccessary/joking shame is unneccessary, Chapter 10 was great fun to read - it's nice to have a whole chapter of joy rather than just the occasional silver-lining. But referencing EoP? Low blow man, low blow.

    #12 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I think I caught all the references, but I doubt that still.

    Regardless, you turned this from a ten car pileup in the middle of a four-way intersection to a five car pileup in the middle of a three-way intersection.

    What I imagine would be much to your chagrin, I greatly enjoyed the chapter.

    #14 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I like the finished version, it is far less chaotic and easier to follow. Paring down some of the middle of the fic made things far smoother.:pinkiehappy:

    #15 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Well that was an amusing chapter, if somewhat frustrating. It sucks being an empath when a story like this rolls around xP

    #16 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I happened to enjoy it. Nice, light-hearted story to give Lyra a brief break from her normal ordeals. References. . .so many references. The End of Ponies one kinda put my mind through a loop, though. Hopefully, soon, we can get some more on that front. Still, it's a light, insane random chapter because Pinkie is light, insane and random. You wrote her perfectly, and if people down vote for that, they shall be sent to the moon!:trollestia:

    #17 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    What? No. We can't stop here. This is pony country.

    #18 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Giving Gummy a sponge bath. Good call. Pinkie couldn't bathe him in the tub, because her shoulders would be too achy. Because there would be an alligator in the tub.

    #20 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    >>167275 Feeling Pinkie Keen.

    Pinkie: "Like when my back is itchy, it means it's my lucky day! And when my knee gets pinchy, that means something scary is about to happen."

    Twilight: "Is your knee pinchy now?"

    Pinkie: "No, but my shoulder's achy. That means there's an alligator in the tub!" :pinkiehappy:

    #22 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Challenge accepted.

    #23 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    That's it. This story has won the "Best Chapter Ever" Award, hands down. Everyone else can go home.

    #24 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I actually like that chapter....:rainbowderp:

    #25 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    I've only just started reading the chapter. I said this before, and I'll say it again...

    You magnificent lying bastard.

    #26 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    Well, NOW its up! :fluttershysad:

    So... now i have to wait til friday to read this since this was my MAIN story to read for boring times at my work! Gahhhh... :ajbemused:

    AND THE COMMENTS MAKE ME WANT TO READ IT SO BADLY! :raritycry:

    #28 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    All of my what. :derpyderp1:

    #29 · 48w, 5d ago · · ·
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    You glorious son of a bitch, I hope you rot in heaven where you belong. The Elegies and the Onyx Eclipse must be related! They must!

    #30 · 48w, 2d ago · · ·
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    >>167275

    I don't care if you supposedly hate the hell out of her, you still write the best damn Pinkie Pie out of all the fics I've ever read. This chapter had me laughing the entire time.

    And the EoP references. Oh, the EoP references. Glorious.

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