Skype Conversations, entry #4 · 6:12pm
Heeyo, readers! Thanks for tuning into part 4 of this mini-blog series that has probably made me lose half of my followers by now! Anyway, down to what happens today. Doom, Tristan and I started talking about parents. Yes, the ones you love to hate, and hate to love. But hey, let's face it, they feed you, clothe you, baby you, give you bottles of warm milk... wait, that's only me? Well damn. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
[1:56:33 PM] Doomstruck: Mom: I just need to respond to one email before you can use the computer
[1:56:48 PM] Doomstruck: *checks a million notifications on facebook*
[1:57:05 PM] Carmine: Ah, the joys of parental computer usage.
[1:57:16 PM] Doomstruck: I wouldn't mind so much if she would actually tell me that she is going to do that
[1:57:25 PM] Carmine: Of course, they aren't going to.
[1:57:36 PM] Doomstruck: I call her on it all the time.
[1:57:40 PM] Carmine: I personally don't let my parents use the computer.
[1:57:42 PM] Doomstruck: But she never learns
[1:57:43 PM] Carmine: Last time I did.
[1:57:57 PM] Doomstruck: Yeah, but my mom needs this computer for her artwork
[1:57:57 PM] Carmine: I called my stepmom a jerk on MSN and closed the window.
[1:58:00 PM] Carmine: Like, the chat window.
[1:58:15 PM] Carmine: She opened the chat window again.
[1:58:17 PM] Carmine: And I got raged at.
[1:58:21 PM] Doomstruck: lol
[1:58:24 PM] Carmine: Personally, I didn't feel bad.
[1:58:28 PM] Carmine: She was invading my privacy.
[1:58:32 PM] Tristan Broad: I lol'd
[1:58:37 PM] Carmine: Then again, I'm glad she didn't see what ELSE was there.
[1:58:46 PM] Carmine: A girl I knew enjoyed being raped in roleplay.
[1:58:53 PM] Doomstruck: I don't have much of a need for privacy
[1:58:55 PM] Carmine: ...SO needless to say, I got the part of the rapist
[1:59:00 PM] Carmine: Now, if she had seen THAT.
[1:59:06 PM] Carmine: Well.
[1:59:24 PM] Doomstruck: I have a feeling I would not like your parents
[1:59:25 PM] Carmine: Step-mom: 'Hey, why are you-OH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.'
[1:59:39 PM] Carmine: Something akin to that.
[1:59:42 PM] Carmine: My dad's a cool guy.
[1:59:45 PM] Doomstruck: or 99% of American parents
[1:59:48 PM] Carmine: xD
[2:00:05 PM] Doomstruck: My parents are cool. It's not just me saying that either
[2:00:14 PM] Tristan Broad: My parents... can be cool.
[2:00:18 PM] Doomstruck: My parents are the parents all my friends tell me they wish they had
[2:00:25 PM] Tristan Broad: Other times it's just like "Really? REALLY?"
[2:00:30 PM] Carmine: Exactly, Tristan.
[2:00:37 PM] Carmine: My dad's okay with me drawing pony porn.
[2:00:46 PM] Carmine: Pretty cool guy, like I said.
[2:00:49 PM] Doomstruck: My mom is cool with almost everything
[2:00:52 PM] Carmine: But holy shit if my step-mom found out.
[2:01:01 PM] Tristan Broad: Yeah, my dad's cool with ponies and RPing and such.
[2:01:03 PM] Doomstruck: She has friends online who are into the weirdest shit XD
[2:01:07 PM] Carmine: [1:59 PM] Carmine:
<<< Step-mom: 'Hey, why are you-OH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.'
[2:01:15 PM] Tristan Broad: I don't think my mom gives two fucks though. XD
[2:01:21 PM] Tristan Broad: Which is fine, really.
[2:01:23 PM] Carmine: My mom could care less.
[2:01:26 PM] Carmine: Like, my real mom.
[2:01:31 PM] Doomstruck: There's this one guy my mom knows, he is a 60 year old dom
[2:01:34 PM] Tristan Broad: She's a bit of a derp about work though. ._.
[2:01:36 PM] Carmine: Wut.
[2:01:42 PM] Doomstruck: He writes about sex
[2:01:50 PM] Doomstruck: I think
[2:01:51 PM] Carmine: Oh, I write about sex.
[2:01:58 PM] Carmine: Mostly because I'm going to be writing a clopfic.
[2:02:02 PM] Doomstruck: Well, yeah, but this isn't porn he writes
[2:02:06 PM] Tristan Broad: Like, I have a job, I just haven't gotten work yet. There's a posted schedule, and she keeps telling me to call work.
[2:02:14 PM] Doomstruck: It's like actually ANALYZING sex and shit like that
[2:02:20 PM] Carmine: Send me a link.
[2:02:21 PM] Tristan Broad: Calling work to ask why I'm not working yet seems like begging to be fired, right?
[2:02:26 PM] Carmine: Wait, we're delving back into fetishes.
[2:02:28 PM] Doomstruck: I don't know who he is though XD
[2:02:31 PM] Carmine: We talked about that yesterday.
[2:02:41 PM] Doomstruck: and I don't want to ask my mom right in front of my step-dad
[2:02:45 PM] Doomstruck: who is cool with nothing
[2:02:48 PM] Carmine: Fucking. Do. It.
[2:02:49 PM] Doomstruck: Oh shit
[2:02:59 PM] Doomstruck: Carmine, we have the exact opposite problem
[2:03:03 PM] Carmine: Haha.
[2:03:10 PM] Carmine: How's that for ironic?
[2:03:20 PM] Carmine: ...Well, ironic isn't the right word here.
[2:03:33 PM] Doomstruck: Opposite of a coincidence?
[2:03:34 PM] Doomstruck: Or
[2:03:43 PM] Doomstruck: other side of the coincidence spectrum
[2:03:45 PM] Carmine: Coincidence of an opposite.
[2:04:00 PM] Tristan Broad: Brb
[2:04:13 PM] Carmine: Tristan's going to see if his parents are cool with pony sex.
[2:04:22 PM] Carmine: Watch both of his parents be into bestiality.
[2:04:37 PM] Doomstruck: Seriously, my mom is cool with everything
[2:04:54 PM] Doomstruck: She asks me creepy questions sometimes, but with good meaning
[2:05:07 PM] Carmine: 'Hey, is this your cum-crusted sock?'
[2:05:18 PM | Edited 2:05:23 PM] Carmine: 'Good job on masturbation, it helps your prostate!'
[2:05:27 PM] Doomstruck: "If you ever need something like lube or condoms, you know to ask me, right?"
[2:05:30 PM] Carmine: 'Oh, you're drawing pony porn?'
[2:05:36 PM] Carmine: 'Good job practicing your artistic skills!'
[2:05:45 PM] Doomstruck: That last one is actually not so bad
Well, that's all for right now, readers. Stay frosty, and hide those socks from your parents!