50 Questions

*hails bandwagon and jumps on* I'm copying GeodesicDragon because I've NEVER done 50 Questions.

1. Are you male or female?
Female

2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be?
Earth Pony because they don't have enough love.

3. What would your cutie mark be?
A feather quill over a cookie. Something related to cheese, writing, or food and writing. Looka mah profile pic!

4. Where in Equestria would you live?
DA CRYSTAL EMPIRE!!! I will never live near a beach or a desert as long as I live, regardless of whatever species I become.

5. What was the last criminal/illegal/naughty act you have committed?
I cursed at my little brother. T_T

6.Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible?
I skip it.

7. Favorite piece(s) of pony art (please keep PG-13)?

8. Do you own a car, if so what kind?
I don't drive yet.

9. What is your dream car?
Anything, as long as it gets me from A to B.

10. Or, forget the car, what kind of motorcycle do you have?
I have short legs, so why bother riding one anyway.

11. What is your dream motorcycle?
Pass.

12. What is your dream mode of transportation?
Mopeds ftw.

13. By unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do?
Get something to eat.

14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary / Mary Sue, what is your reaction?
"I'm hallucinating! I wanna go home."

15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the Mane Six, do you wish to return home or stay here?
Go home and make friends.

16. That question doesn't matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction?
"I'm stuck here forever!? Hey~ Maybe I can get a job in Sweet Apple Acres!"

17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other FIMFiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies?
Whoever made this question sucks eggs! To answer your question, I really dunno 'nuff people.

18. You are stuck on a deserted island, who would you want to be stuck with you and why?
Maybe a pegasus, preferably Derpy. She's stronger than she looks.

19. What was your favourite subject in school?
English.

20. What was your least favorite subject in school?
Math.

21.Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across?
A troll in YT (Youtube). I dunno his name... or her name, but the troll called me an autistic retard just because of my pony-themed handle.

22. What is your sport of choice?
*sneezes* I was never good at sports.

23. What sport do you just suck at?
*sneezes again* Everything!

24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win?
That's like trying NOT to break down after watching the mind-screw that is Evangelion. (Great anime, but may cause viewers to question their sanity)

25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP?
Doctor Who.

26. What would your dream Heaven be?
A library, of course.

27. Your personal hell?
A gymnasium.

28. Five favorite types of music?
Techno, jazz, metal, rock and pop in that order.

29. Sexual preference?
I'm straight.

30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favorite parody?
I watch a little bit of Team Four Star aka DBZ Abridged. I actually despise FiW because I don't support incest.

31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?

32. Favorite drink with alcohol?
If I was in Europe, I can try whatever drink they give me. But since I'm in America... well, I can't. Not until October.

33. Do any martial arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind?
If I did, the kind of martial arts that will teach me how to take down anyone taller and larger than me. But I don't.

34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be?
MOAR LUNA!!!!

35. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
The ability to make copies of myself.

36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have?
Telekinesis.

37. Superhero, or Supervillain?
Anti-hero...

38. Favourite movie of all time?
I dunno...

39. Least favourite movie of all time?
I despise the Last Airbender movie.

40. Batman vs. Captain America, who would win and why?
As much as I would like to say Batman because of him being Batman, Cap would win. While the former has martial arts and a lotta tech, the latter has martial arts, a vibranium shield and at least 50+ years of fighting experience.

41. Out of the Mane Six, who would you want to go hang out with?
I'm torn between Pinkie and Fluttershy.

42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with?
I wouldn't mind hanging with Derpy, Pinkie, Fluttershy, the CMC, Cadence... I'm torn.

43. Any pony you would want to date?
No.

44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion?
Sexy... person what?

45. Any fears you would like to share?
I hate cockroaches with the intensity of a burning suns.

46. Is there a story behind this fear?
No. I used to live in my grandfather's house when I was younger. I had the unfortunate experience of seeing cockroaches up close... and stepped on one barefooted.

47. How did you find Fimfiction?
I found a brony group in GaiaOnline and this story was funny but weird.

48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it?
Buy all the cheese I want, go to a coupla conventions, buy a small house and donate the rest to church and charity.

49. You were elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first?
Resign.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly?