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CartsBeforeHorses

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

CartsBeforeHorses Joined 26th Dec, 2012 · Offline

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  • 281 weeks
    Where Are All the Sorcerers in MLP?

    Some of you might be tempted to answer this question, “There’s tons of sorcerers in MLP! Look at Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, for instance. They are (were) evil and they use powerful magic.”

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    4 comments · 844 views

  • 290 weeks
    The Bowsette Controversy

    Not since Donald Trump has a singular figure polarized so many people against each other. Thank god she (he?) isn't real, or else the poor thing would receive death threats. I'm of course speaking of Bowsette, the Bowser-Peach hybrid which somehow exists. She's come to kidnap herself.

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    17 comments · 901 views

  • 292 weeks
    My New Story: The Glimmer Dilemma

    Recently, I published a new story: The Glimmer Dilemma. It’s been in development hell for over a year now, but I finally got the story where I wanted it!

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    1 comments · 624 views

  • 292 weeks
    Elon Musk, The Simulation, and Certainty

    Before I begin, well-known writer Estee is having some major trouble and is asking for help. I don't know this person but some of you probably do. Let's see if we can't get a thousand points of FimFic light together.

    Now on to the blog!

    MANIC MUSK ON MARIJUANA

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    4 comments · 668 views

  • 294 weeks
    New Miracle Medication: Russiadiditol!

    “I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?TM”

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    13 comments · 462 views
Aug
15th
2014

A Communistatsic Story · 5:32am Aug 15th, 2014

Hey, do you like communism? Do you hate communism? Good! Then read this communist stalinist marxist collectivist space story starring Luna and the Luna-2 Space probe from the Soviet Union by Comrade Paraspritista.

WARNING: Contains communism. Please have your Kack RED DETECTOR at the ready.

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