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Jake The Army Guy


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Aug
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Forgive Me Father... · 11:46pm Aug 14th, 2014




Now, no one else ever follow me.

But for real, thank you all. I'm still stunned so many people deem my inane ramblings to be worthy of attention.

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Yes!!!! Join the Dark Side Jake! I would post something metal but I am on my phone so I can't.

I fills me with joy to know I contributed to your demonization. Good work, everyone. Now Jake just needs to sacrifice a lamb and he'll finally get that sports car.

Super Trampoline? Who's that super sexy beast? :ajsmug:

everyone knows whiskey is, in fact, the devil.

no one else every follow me.
---wut

Damn Jake, you got some reading to do.

Haha, gratz. One day I'll reach that number. :rainbowdetermined2:

And you're already up to 667.

Huza! I've come to enjoy your work and your thoughts that you put up in this blog, all the silly and not so silly ones. :twilightsheepish: Keep being awesome!

But for real, thank you all. I'm still stunned so many people deem my inane ramblings to be worthy of attention.

To be fair they aren't half as inane as the worst out there. :duck:

(good musics yah got there)

piss test for you tommorrow

I see you have 668 people now. The number just will not stay still.

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Yes, the dark side has cookies!


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I hear that if it's a virgin goat, it comes with leather interior!


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You'll never run far enough...


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Iunno, but he's annoying as shit... :pinkiecrazy:


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No, tequila is the devil. Only time I ever puked from drinking involved tequila.


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Stop encouraging him, dick!


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Shit, Satan channels me.


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:eeyup:


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I have no idea what you're talking about...


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It's mostly stories I'm waiting to complete before I read. Hate having to wait eons for updates. hypocrisy intensifies


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I was stationed at Fort Hood. Hell ain't shit.


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Lord knows you deserve it more than me.


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Yeah, I already called out the hit on that asshole...


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D'aww, thankies. :twilightblush:


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werd, yo.


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Yeah, I've said for years that I love God with all my heart... but the Devil has a better soundtrack.


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Bring it. You can't test for awesome.


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Yeah, dammit, more people keep following me! Wait...


Thanks, y'all! :twilightblush:

Nice one bro

It's so beautiful... like reaching Nirvana or enlightment. :raritystarry:

Congratulations dude.

Uh-oh...we need 2 people to volunteer to UNFOLLOW him, to get those numbers back into alignment.

Hail Satan.

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Also, as long as we're being completely satanic, might as well add this to the playlist.

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