Heeyo! Carmine here again with part 3 of this Skype Conversations mini-blog series. Today, same group, Doom, EK and I started talking about fetishes. I tried t start it off as something else, but we started talking about some strange stuff REALLY quickly. So, if you're easily aroused and against masturbation, or just hate reading about people talking about fetishes, please, turn back. [NSFW]

[7:30:55 PM] Carmine: Say Doom.

[7:30:59 PM] Carmine: Why do they call it a hacksaw?

[7:31:11 PM] Carmine: Is it to cut the cupcakes with mad 1337 hacking skills?

[7:31:35 PM] Doomstruck: It's because you swing it

[7:31:45 PM] Doomstruck: You hack away at things

[7:31:49 PM | Edited 7:31:58 PM] Carmine: Wouldn't that be a baseballhacksaw?

[7:31:56 PM] Doomstruck: Some people do a back and forth motion

[7:32:01 PM] Doomstruck: Not how it's used

[7:32:11 PM] Carmine: Oh, so it's a sexual instrument.

[7:32:11 PM] Doomstruck: You swing at the neck

[7:32:20 PM] Doomstruck: or other appendage

[7:32:21 PM] Carmine: Oh, bondage.

[7:32:25 PM] Carmine: I'm ok with this.

[7:32:32 PM] Doomstruck: This may be inefficient

[7:32:34 PM] Carmine: HACK AWAY AT MY SPLEEN WHILE I GET A BONER.

[7:32:42 PM] Carmine: Spleen -> Arm.

[7:32:42 PM] Doomstruck: That isn't bondage

[7:32:46 PM] Carmine: Hey.

[7:32:51 PM] Carmine: Some people are extreme masochists.

[7:32:52 PM] Doomstruck: That's sadomasochism

[7:33:05 PM] Carmine: Could be worse.

[7:33:10 PM] Carmine: You COULD be a pansexual.

[7:33:12 PM] Doomstruck: Add rope and it's BDSM

[7:33:18 PM] Carmine: 'Oh, you dirty little frying pan...'

[7:33:28 PM] Doomstruck: Is that from Go get a roomie?

[7:33:29 PM] Carmine: 'Lemme give you my own special oil'

[7:33:43 PM] Doomstruck: Because that's just like a joke from that webcomic

[7:33:54 PM] Carmine: 'Oh, you're such a naughty frying pan. You need to be burned...'

[7:33:59 PM] Carmine: Never read that webcomic.

[7:34:08 PM] Doomstruck: It's very sexual

[7:34:09 PM] EK: Pots and pansexual ftw.

[7:34:10 PM] Doomstruck: and gay

[7:34:11 PM] Carmine: One of these days, I'm going to stick my penis in a bus.

[7:34:12 PM] Doomstruck: in a good way

[7:34:17 PM] Carmine: Like, the exhaust pipe.

[7:34:20 PM] Carmine: Claim I'm a metrosexual

[7:34:26 PM] EK: Like the dragons on the internet that do that?

[7:34:31 PM] EK: Because they have those

[7:34:36 PM] Carmine: Yeah.

[7:34:39 PM] Tristan Broad: LOL.

[7:34:42 PM] Doomstruck: I can't believe I know what EK is talking about

[7:34:46 PM] Carmine: I've seen images of some strange things that involve penises in buses.

[7:35:00 PM] EK: It was like a trending thing for awhile

[7:35:05 PM] Carmine: I've heard that, if you got the size, it makes a good condom.

[7:35:11 PM] EK: Dragons having sex with cars, who would've thought

[7:35:14 PM] Carmine: Comes with free lube if you get it at the right time.

[7:35:23 PM] Carmine: I've seen dragons having sex with castles.

[7:35:34 PM] Doomstruck: The author of Homestuck got a wizardology book

[7:35:44 PM] Doomstruck: Pasted a shit ton of dragoncar pictures in it

[7:35:46 PM] Carmine: 'Oh, this is to hold me out? Well, lemme just attempt to hop on to this one tower, and OH SWEET DRAGONESS OF THE THIRD SUN'

[7:35:49 PM] Doomstruck: Sent it back to the library

[7:36:07 PM] Doomstruck: Also included his own scribblings

[7:36:13 PM] Doomstruck: Some kid is in for a surprise

[7:36:13 PM] Carmine: I feel dragons are inherently masochists or sadists

[7:36:27 PM] Carmine: They're either gentle.

[7:36:34 PM] Carmine: Which means people will be flinging arrows at you all day.

[7:36:36 PM] Carmine: Or sadists.

[7:36:39 PM] Carmine: And they're all.

[7:36:43 PM] Carmine: RAWR I'MMA NOM YOU HOMNOMNOM

[7:36:47 PM] Doomstruck: Imagine that letter to the library

[7:36:48 PM] Carmine: STOMP CRUSH KILL DESTROY

[7:36:50 PM] Carmine: SWAG

[7:36:59 PM] Carmine: Fucking R-Dragon 5000

[7:36:59 PM] Doomstruck: "My son got a book full of dragon dicks"

[7:37:05 PM] Doomstruck: "and semen covered cars"

[7:37:15 PM] Carmine: There's a scaly I know.

[7:37:18 PM] Carmine: I find him cute.

[7:37:26 PM] Carmine: In a non-homo way.

[7:37:30 PM] Doomstruck: I understand

[7:37:32 PM] Carmine: He always tells me to shut up.

[7:37:43 PM] Carmine: Gives good sex though.

[7:37:46 PM] Carmine: IN A NON-HOMO WAY.

[7:37:54 PM] Doomstruck: I have found certain males cute in a non-homo way

[7:38:11 PM] Doomstruck: Of course, I can't say anything good about another male without others calling me gay XD

[7:38:12 PM] Carmine: Everyone else must be questioning why they're in this group.

[7:38:22 PM] Carmine: Anyway, back to fetishes.

[7:38:22 PM] Doomstruck: Well, brb, dinner time

[7:38:28 PM] Carmine: I remember this one image I saw.

[7:38:34 PM] Carmine: Of this futa mega giantess.

[7:38:38 PM] Carmine: Wrapping a train around their penis.

[7:38:40 PM] Doomstruck: Aw, fetish time and I have to go to dinner time

[7:38:49 PM] Carmine: MY BONER SHOT THROUGH THE CEILING

Hope you enjoyed this! Stay tuned for part 4!