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Aug
9th
2014

Clopfiction · 3:34pm Aug 9th, 2014

So how many of you like clopfiction?

Comments ( 22 )

I... Might...

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I still seem to get a lot of authors thinking that I should edit their clopfics, though. I end up having to read clopfic a lot more often than I want to have to deal with. :unsuresweetie:

Are you really asking that question on this site?:trollestia:

Everyone and their mother.

No, I do not like clopfics at all.:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

Well written clop is good...

Short answer: You bet your flank I do!!

Long answer: Yes, I do enjoy them. I enjoy them because they are stories that are balls enough to actually show what is going on behind the scenes. And lots of times, it would be another way that two or more characters show their deepest affections for each other. The description that one uses in them really does go for all of your senses, not just one or two. And there there are a lot of stories that will laugh your ass off because it would be something that hasn't been done or couldn't be done before. I have to say this though: Sometimes the clop in a story is just the icing on a very delicious cake---it's not needed, but adding it to a story enhances it, in my opinion. It makes me be even more enthralled in a good romance or adventure---you can literally see the scene.

Clop, like anything else, can be good for you, just understand that it should be used in moderation. Don't just have clop for the sake of clop; have a good story that works with it. After all a clopfic, is a FIC first!!

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Though I have to admit that I have read some good clopfictions, but those were fics with a good plot and clop, not just clop for the sake of clop.

It depends on the subject matter, but I'll give it a shot unless it's one of the things I avoid like the plague.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

2376 faved stories, 90% clop... What do you think?

No thanks! :pinkiesick:

No. I'm nowhere near pathetic, fat, and neckbearded enough to like that crap. Only emotionally stunted man-babies and cosmically sad individuals like that shit.

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That really kind of depends...mine shits in the garage if I don't let him outside.

What a surprise...:ajbemused::ajbemused::ajbemused::ajbemused:

comments that say that they like clop are given a downvote

comments that say that they don't like clop are given an upvote.


...Not that shocking..:facehoof:

Edit: I stand corrected. It seems that whether one does admit to liking it or not liking it gets the votes accordingly, and others that are either on the fence or don't really care one way or the other have graciously abstained, hence neither an upvote or a downvote.

Regardless of what your results add up to, ultimately it is all up to you, Mr. (or Ms.) Author. You are the one that have the right to whatever you wish to write. One thing though, if you decide to write, whatever you pen or type, you have to like it first, It makes no sense to write something if you despive or otherwise dislike it; it would be a waste of your talents to do something that you don't like.

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I read all sorts of things.

I try not to discriminate if able, although ultimately art and the fans of such remain dedicated by their most intimate preferences.

Have I read clop? Absolutely. Do I like it? Undecided.

I badly wanted to write some myself, though admittedly have no experience with such. I mean, as it regards to pony, I'm sort of oblivious. How does one begin to imagine sex pertaining to a decidedly delicate and innocent product?

Ultimately, I resigned.

Before that, I encountered two pieces that inspired my feeble attempt - Stuck by Callisto, and Here's To You, Pinkamena Pie by butterscotchsundae.

Outside of those? I dunno. Clop is weird.

ERMARGERSH... FINISH YOUR SOARINJACK FIRST BEFORE MY EYES ROLL OUT!

And... I don't know. :derpytongue2:

#22 · Dec 5th, 2014 · · ·

*raises hand*

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