• Member Since 2nd Feb, 2012
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Fattymagee1


Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

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  • 288 weeks
    I think Brett Kavanaugh is the biggest joke in American History and I don’t give a fuck if you’re some ultra-conservative asshole cuntard.

    Do I really need to say anything else?

    No one else has been smart or shameless enough to do it yet. Fucking retard fucktards.

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  • 295 weeks
    Ostentatious Finger Nails

    My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
    Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.
    We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
    I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.

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    4 comments · 409 views
  • 298 weeks
    Just a Little Sad...

    I shouldn’t feel so down... as I did not attend Bronycon this year. But I heard they said next year will be their last convention (which I willl definitely try my best to attend). Coinciding with rumors that season 9 will be the last season of G4 next year... it’s not too hard to imagine that G4 may end towards the end of next year.

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  • 302 weeks
    Ponies

    4eva

    3 comments · 392 views
  • 317 weeks
    Happy First Day of Spring and New Season of MLP

    For those of you living in the Northern Hemisphere, which I know is most of you, today's the first day of spring. If you happen to live in Australia or somewhere else in the Southern Hemisphere, then happy first day of autumn XD.

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Aug
8th
2014

My Next Story (change of plans) · 2:42pm Aug 8th, 2014

I know I said I was doing a comedy story next, but I guess I sorta lied.

I've actually been swayed into doing a genuine clopfiction story next, since it's something I've always kinda wanted to do.

Is that coolio? Expect it in the next few weeks to come.

Here's a hint about what it'll be about XD:

Comments ( 16 )

I love you so much right now. Well, I always do really, but still...

2353573 Lol… why? What have I done

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wrote good stories, been a good friend, never been a dickish asshole to me... you're cool in my book

Dude. Come on. Don't write that pony porn shit. That stuff's for sad, depraved neckbeards who only leave their mother's basements to hark on Christians, get more Hot Pockets, or shop for new fedoras. Make a funny story instead. Do it. DO IT!! DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!!!

Oh, you make me laugh, Canteen Boy. Make me laugh some more. *rubs nipples*

https://www.dropbox.com/s/o3kntpzshl1lgwq/2p2f0ah.gif

2353766 Thanks. And I suppose we are Facebook friends too lol. :ajsmug:

2353930 Haha I'm gonna do both breh. My next story will definitely be a silly comedy. Yes I know clop is a bit retarded but I'm committed now lol

2353947 Maybe I should write a story about the mane 6 going to Niger and joining a Tuareg rebel militia

2354073

Retarded? How so? C'mon...hehehe...it can't be all that bad......................can it?

Her hoof traced itself over the contours of my butt. I shivered with delight, and used my tail to lazily whack at a mosquito that was biting on my little, horsie ass. Then...the Poop Train came to town. "Oh, yes, Rarity! Give me your rectally prewarmed cocoa butter!", cried Pinkie Pie in ectasy, as she positioned her face in the train's oncoming path.

Nope. Nuh uh. It's retarded.

2354505 Your mom is retarded ya shitniggacunt

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Don't be upset, milord. 'Tis all well in thine kingdom.

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YES. WRITE IT. IGNORE YOUR BIOLOGICAL URGES AND YOUR FAMILIAL RESPONSIBILITIES. WRITE THIS STORY NOW. IF YOU DON'T, THEN I WILL GRIND YOU UP INTO MULCH TO FEED THE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN WORLD-TREE.

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But fah-thurr...I doo not wish too gow too KareemAbdul-Jabbaristan. 'Tis a silly place.

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