I'm going to start a little mini-blog series that follows strange conversations I have on Skype. This will be part 1! It consists of a couple friends I know from Kongregate, one of which debates Applejack's background poniness with me. Needless to say, it's... entertaining?

[9:27:58 PM] Luna Alvarez: I read a YouTube comment saying "Applejack is best background pony!"

[9:28:08 PM] Doomstruck: lol

[9:28:15 PM] Luna Alvarez: And some replied "She's in the mane six."

[9:28:38 PM] Luna Alvarez: And he replied "You keep telling yourself that."

[9:28:48 PM] Doomstruck: What an idiot

[9:28:54 PM] Luna Alvarez: "But she IS. -.-"

[9:28:55 PM] Doomstruck: Applejack never even talks!

[9:29:03 PM] Carmine: xD

[9:29:08 PM] Luna Alvarez: xD

[9:29:15 PM] Carmine: Sounds like something I'd say

[9:29:21 PM] Carmine: I insist that AJ is a background pony.

[9:29:31 PM] Carmine: Main character? PUHLEASE

[9:29:39 PM] Carmine: All she does is buck apples and torture  bunnies.

[9:29:48 PM] Carmine: Then sells said bucked apples.

[9:29:52 PM] Carmine: WHILE torturing more bunnies.

[9:29:55 PM] Carmine: And she's made of dark matter.

[9:30:13 PM] Doomstruck: She also gets paid to torture bunnies

[9:30:14 PM] Carmine: That screams background character.

[9:30:15 PM] Doomstruck: with apples

[9:30:21 PM] Carmine: SEEMS LEGIT MY FRIEND

[9:30:59 PM] Carmine: 'Hey, Applejack! We're gonna go on an adventure across Equestria. Are you sure you don't wanna come along?'

[9:31:19 PM] Carmine: 'NOPE, SORRY. TOO BUSY THREATENING BUNNIES WITH RAKES AND BUCKING APPLE TREES. GOTTA MAKE A LIVIN', YA KNOW.'

[9:31:27 PM] Doomstruck: So many apples

[9:31:31 PM] Carmine: All the apples.

[9:31:33 PM] Doomstruck: TOO LITTLE BUNNY PAIN

[9:31:43 PM] Carmine: BRING IN THE TRACTOR

[9:31:48 PM] Carmine: THAT'LL SHOW THEM VARMINTS.

[9:32:53 PM] Carmine: 'Oh, well howdy little fellas. How's it goin'? Enjoyin' your apples and what not? Well, Ah got a little friend I want ya guys to meet. His name's Mr. Tractor, AND HE'S GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS.'

[9:33:02 PM] Carmine: 'THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN'

[9:33:18 PM] Doomstruck: We are such terrible people XD

[9:33:20 PM] Carmine: Well, in this case.

[9:33:22 PM] Carmine: RAPE TRACTOR

[9:33:41 PM] Carmine: I'm posting this on my blog.

[9:33:50 PM] Carmine: Got anything you'd like to say to my readers?

[9:34:07 PM] Doomstruck: Where the hell do you get off going to this guy's blog?

[9:34:16 PM] Carmine: Love you as well, Doom.

Stay tuned for part #2!