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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 6 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 223 views
  • 6 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 862 views
  • 6 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 186 views
  • 14 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,089 views
  • 112 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,926 views
Aug
5th
2014

The Best D Face In The Existence Of Ever. · 3:01pm Aug 5th, 2014

Trust me. You gonna wanna see this.

When he witnessed the glory of the following:

Link Redacted.

Enjoy.

Yes, that's me next to him.

Edit:
[8/5/14, 11:10:27 AM] Sam (Timaeus): Skeets, the fic has gained 15 new downvotes since your blog
[8/5/14, 11:11:12 AM] SkeeterTL: Whoops.
[8/5/14, 11:11:18 AM] Sam (Timaeus): XD

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Comments ( 43 )

...I have no words. Do you? Because I bloody don't.

Did you... just link us and terrify people with a terribad OC fic?

One that involves chapters that don't exceed 128 words?

See, now this is why I follow you :rainbowwild:

TGM

xD That fic

omg

Love you so much right now skeeter

Did you rub your beards together?

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Sadly no.

~Skeeter The Lurker

yeah, that was pretty much my face as well XD

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YOU HAD THE CHANCE BUT YOU DIDN'T DO IT?!
For shame, Skeets, for shaaaaaaaaaaame. :ajbemused:

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I know... A regret I will live with for a long time...

~Skeeter The Lurker

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

DAT FACE

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See, this fine gent knows what's up. I expect better from you in the future, Skeets. :trixieshiftleft:

Goodness gracious... I took a look at the comments and I couldn't help but... well. Holy crap :rainbowderp:

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Heh, you got it boss!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Skeets is the guy on the left? :rainbowhuh:

Woah :twilightoops: You look like one of my old classmates.

Welp, there's my entertainment for the night.
Holy... this is just one of the reasons why people :heart: you.
What a fucking—er, I mean, bucking—trainwreck. :rainbowlaugh:

God damn it Skeeter..

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May these videos enlighten your beard, brother.

Hey, you actually look pretty much like I imagined!

Yep, that look fits what the story was.

It's... so beautiful...

The fic now has garnished 25 new dislikes since the posting of this blog. :scootangel:

That's one hell of a reaction. I have to see this.

I read the first chapter and I scowled harder than I have in recent memory.

Then I read more... I fucking read more... fucking fuck.

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That's how you get cats to behave in each other's company. You smoosh them together! :D

Ungh... I looked at the author and remembered the name from somewhere. Normal was trolling (or whatever she was doing) RainbowLightnin a few months back. I think Normal deleted all the associated blogs, though. I guess this might be the culmination of whatever happened. Or it's completely unrelated (most likely).

*facenest*

Unghhhhhh...

Either way, not gonna make a vote on the story. Let sleeping dogs lie. RainbowLighnin booked it in her last blog post. Besides, down votes are mean. I'm already being mean just by talking about that story here. Not gonna lie, though. I still think it's made of fail and AIDs.

...Yet I can't stop being fascinated by such things.

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Fuck. Fine. Curiosity is going to kill me. Let's have a look. I will likely be purging myself afterwards much as a cat expels the hair clotting its stomach lining along with half its breakfast.

Well, at least I can look forward to reading an ass ton of smut to make me feel better later.

:-/

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

>Shadow's Diary

fucen

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Hehehehehhehehehhehhhehhehhehehhehe

~Skeeter The Lurker

Skeeter, what the hell were you guys reading when that pic was taken? The story or the comments section? Friggin christ, the comments section is so hilarious I don't feel depressed anymore :D Fucking buggered assed story.

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The comment section, actually.

I was showing him the mass graveyard it had.

~Skeeter The Lurker

i wanna stroke ur berd

I have to read this fic just to see what everyone is talking about.

Okay, so, crazy idea: what if someone rewrote this story to actually be good?

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...

Can't be done. No way. No how.

~Skeeter The Lurker

2346820 Theoretically it could. A good starting point would be making chapters that aren't 10 fucking words long. Maybe add some description, maybe explain more shit...

I had nearly died of a car crash, set of assassinations, explosions, cancer, and even my own work boss after I had finished commenting, and reading this fic. Skeeter, I hope you are happy, if I don't reply, then the badgers would've finally got me.

Skeeter this is why I follow you. The amount of chaos you cause excites me while rustling everyone's jimmies :trollestia:

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Fuckin red anus jizz, you were not kidding.

The. Worst.

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