Jul
19th
2014
Irrefutable Proof that I'm working on Jericho · 2:14pm Jul 19th, 2014
Your move, naysaying hamsters. I know you're out there!
But seriously, I've been slacking off. Need to work more.
And I got IRL!Cards to read Jericho. And I quote:
I am making angry squinty eyes in an attempt to be scary when it comes to Cards and all the terrible things that happen to her and the comparison to me. Maybe I should write a fanfic of your fanfic in which she stops crying and finally gets her bloody, badass revenge.
Clearly, the end is nigh. And I have brought it.
No, I'm not sorry.
Ive never been so happy to see minecraft.
...or whoever wrote that could just be talking about his Minecraft builds and it's Crushric's plan to dangle a new chapter in front of our faces for the years to come and laugh like a cartoon supervillan as we cry out for for more Jericho until eventually each and every one of us breaks a keyboard over our knees and quits the Internet forever.
...or he could actually be working on it. I'd say it's about a fifty-fifty chance.
Sadly it would be hilariously fitting for Jericho's life to end at the hooves of Cards.
I miss Cards...Let me rephrase that: I miss the universe/Jericho fucking with her.
2300828 Oh God, calling it now, that's how it'll end. He'll be in some final, epic boss battle, and then, moments after Korweit is slain at last, Cards stabs him, and he simply smiles at her, and flashes the Ace Of Spades. Then shoots her with his revolver for her treachery.
An extraordinary way to commune with thy co-workers, indeed.
And here I thought you actually had a life and things.
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Won't kill her though, virgins can't die.