By Azura! (Rating: Teen)

Tell me your stories of the Adoring Fan, whether it be from Oblivion, or a mod from Skyrim.

Comments

[Stiggerzz]

No

[Art Inspired]

He's actually a time traveling Cicero.

[Shadowflash]

2284045

Boo.

2284050

"OH, LISTENER!"

[Stiggerzz]

2284081
You're not the boss of me-
owait....

[Shadowflash]

2284086

You know you have good stories about flinging the Adoring Fan off Dive Rock. You're just scared to admit it.

[Stiggerzz]

2284099
I have no even played that much Skyrim to even reach what you're talking about.
The most interesting story I have of Skyrim is helping a tiny, out of the way village kill two Dragons at the same time.

We kicked their asses with only minimal casualties.

[Shadowflash]

2284103

Well, he's actually from Oblivion. However, there are some mods that put him in Skyrim. Play Oblivion whenever you get the chance and do the Arena Questline. He's the best character.

[DEAR GOD IT HURTS SP MCI]

I installed a lot of boob mods....
Don't tell nana

[Shadowflash]

2284231

Is okay. You did good.

[ShagDragon]

I've played hundreds of hours of Skyrim and I have never seen this kid once.

[Shadowflash]

2284279

You can get a mod to put the Adoring Fan in Skyrim. They're not good, persay, but they do a decent job at trying.

[ShagDragon]

2284281 I have enough adoring fans in real life. I don't need another virtual one :P

[Dimentio]

I once kicked him off of frostcrag spire, checked to see if he was dead...there was no body. I didn't see anything of him for three days....until upon waking up I heard "By Azura, by Azura." I swiftly beat the shit out of him only to have a repeat performance not long after.

[imagonerbyeeveryone]

>I was 9 years old
>I loved the Adoring Fan so much
>I pray to Adoring Fan every night before bed, thanking him for all the back rubs and boot shinings he's given me
>My Dad hears me and calls me a casual
>He's just jealous of my devotion to Adoring Fan
>I call him a cunt
>he slaps me and sends me to my room
>I'm crying, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed it is really cold
>a warmth moves towards me
>it's the Adoring Fan!
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear "By Azura, By Azura, By Azura!"
>he grabs me with his sturdy wood elf hands and puts me on his hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my asscheeks for Adoring Fan
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for him
>i can feel my butthole tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Adoring Fan
>He shrieks and amazing shriek as he fills my butt with his love
>my dad walks in
>Adoring Fan looks at him straight in the eye and says "Here? Right here? What about, say... over there? No? Right here?"
>Adoring Fan flies out the window
>Adoring Fan is love, Adoring Fan is life.