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Jul
11th
2014

Keep on Shining FimFic · 2:12am Jul 11th, 2014

For those who can't handle some pretty sick stuff, please turn away now

UPDATE: I have been blocked by the author, they've decided that anyone who thinks it was child porn is to be blocked. 10/10 SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND
For those who question how far the site standards for featured have fallen.
The mods have just banned a Shitty Anthro Clopfic. Not just any shitty Anthro clopfic a Anthro Clopfic that included 8 Year old Spike as one of the man characters.

It was featured within about 30 minutes of showing up as far as I can tell.
10/10 Fimfic your standards have fallen so low, you can't possibly not get featured by writing shitty porn.

I'm sure if Anthro Pedophilia can get in you have no excuse anymore.
Jesus Christ this site disgusts me some times.


Also thank you based mods for solving the problem.

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Comments ( 24 )

Fimfiction's government will collapse soon.

Knighty shall redeem us.

Him and his holy glory.

Oh lord knighty, who art thou in heaven.

Hallowed be thy IP.

Thine kingdom cum all over Twilight's face.

Thy b&hammer be done.

On fimfic as it is in EqD.

Give us today our daily upvotes.

And forgive us of our grammar mistakes.

As we are also forgiven for making characters too OOC.

And lead us not into cheap featured bait.

But deliver us from the dreaded downvote.

Amen.

Now let us shower knighty in bitcoins. :heart:

Tat fic should never had passed. Had it been non-anthro (feral0 then it would have been acceptable by FiMfiction.net rules. But all anthro or human or humanized characters who fuck must be at least 18, according to the rules as described by a site mod to me.

What was the fic called? Did I miss some good drama happening?

2273227 Buck me. I read that second one as "glory hole"

2273227
GLORY BE TO THE KNIGHTY!

Another pretty good reason to turn Mature Filter on nowadays... I feel like this picture is more relevant now than ever.

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Man, I just read the fic, and it showed promised. It was called "My Little Pony: Sex is Magic", or something to that effect.

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MODERATOOOOORS!!!


...yes, I do enjoy underage sex in the world of fiction, gotta problem with that? Yes? Welp, that's your problem, not mine.

2273564
Actually that is your problem because the site rules
And if an 8 Year old banging someone is your fetish than guess what that is banned here too

Got a problem with that? Yes? Welp that's your problem not mine.

2273564 Note to self: report username of pedophile to mods

2273564

Holy shit, shut up. Your post made me physically cringe.

And this is why I advocate of a purging of the site's shitty fics.
Whoever says otherwise deserve to be beaten on the head with a metal bat.
Repeatedly. With hard swings.

In the face.

That is just sad. What happened to intelligent writing?

2273673 Make sure to report others known to enjoy foalcon. Like knighty.

2274107 Not enough to make straight up CP like this banned

2274124 What's "straight CP"?

2274127 a fic that isn't foalcon and has basically crossed the line into actual written child pornography,

2274131 Where do you see a difference? It seems obvious to me that anthro and humanized is banned to avoid potential legal trouble.

2273671 Like I said, I like the idea as long as it's in the world of fiction, I hate real pedophilia as much as the next guy, if not more so.

Does anyone (other than Thorax, who doesn't want to be involved, apparently) know the name of the author of the fic?

2274145
You claim to hate it moreso than the average person, and yet are perfectly content to get your rocks off to it in secret, in the form of words on a screen? Imagining the scene unfold in your head as if it were actually happening? Sure thing, hon; if I had a dollar for every time I've heard that excuse, I'd buy Bill Gates and have him act like a dog at my heel for the rest of his days. I bet you must be real nice guy in person. It's a flimsy excuse, and you know it. Don't go sharing that fact with anyone you know IRL, by the way; they won't exactly react well. Neither will people here, either. I'm not judging you for what you apparently like (fetishes are weird like that), but maybe you ought not to be so up-front about it. Underaged sex (of the humanized/anthro variety) is clearly against site rules for heavy legal reasons--UK law considers written depictions of minors having sex as child porn, which is illegal and harshly penalized--and if you want that, you'll have to look elsewhere. No argument, no debate. Simple as that.

Anyway, the author's name is Pinkamena666. They apparently write a plethora of other dark/gore fics along with some dumb anthro clopfics, but none of it is underaged. Nor does the author wish to be known as someone that writes underage clop. They plan on bringing back the story, which is now deleted, but with changes that satisfy the rules; likely involving ageing-up the younger characters, I'd imagine. Having said all that, I bid you good day.

~Blinkie

2274171 Thanks for the help, and for being understanding.

For those who question how far the site standards for featured have fallen.

Implying the site had standards to begin with.:rainbowlaugh:

2273671
There's lots of foalcon here on the site. It makes the feature box on a regular basis. I'm not sure why you're surprised.

I've actually been doing some weekly analysis of stories, and despite mature (sex) rated stories making up only about 12% of stories submitted to the site, they make up nearly half of stories that get a thousand or more views in any given week. So poorly written pornography is, in fact, the easiest way to get into the feature box, by approximately an order of magnitude.

:heart:

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