Conventional Hawtness · 3:41am Jul 8th, 2014
I have never been to a convention, and considering that I am not allowed to take vacation time in the summer, I probably never will. If I did go, and if I suffered some sort of stroke or aneurysm that changed my personality utterly and caused me to want to dress up like it was All Saints' Eve, I would want to go to the convention dressed like this guy:
Oh man, this dude is gonna get all the ponies.
Better hide your waifu, cuz da Flash is in da house!
Even I would dance with that.
Oh look, he has his girlfriend conveniently tucked under one arm.
No princess is safe from this hawtness.
Look out, Sombra—I think the Flash Man is about to steal your girlfriend.
What more can I add? This Flash Sentry costume is perfect down to the last detail. He even has the cuffed pants and the stupid-looking shoes, which are, in fact, the second stupidest-looking shoes in My Little Pony, beaten for first place only by Megan's pink pumps. Good gravy, I hate those stupid pink pumps.
Anyway, thanks to a reader for directing me to this guy, who is tacerucoh on DeviantART. I'm thinking of calling him up and asking him if he'd be willing to take me out for burgers . . . maybe just once . . .
Just try not to spill a milkshake on him. That's all I ask.
Flashlight5eva
Why do I feel urge to punch him in face? I'm not a violent person.
2265959
That's just your attempt to counteract your overwhelming desire to kiss his face.
Not to mention he's got stone cold balls for wearing a Flash Sentry cosplay at a Brony convention. There was a guy at the contest at BABSCon dressed as Flash, although not nearly as well, and I thought, "wow, you must be crazy."
Cosplay is fun. Putting that together must have been hard work.
I wonder how human Flash feels about pony Flash stealing his girl.
I don't know why, but I burst out laughing at the first picture.
It's something about the withering glare on the fedora-wearing guy with the red tie. It's as if he can instinctively sense the threat of such a close proximity of Brad brings to his masculinity.
Actually, Megan's shoes are ballet flats, not pumps. And they're better than the stupid, clunky boots every girl in Equestria Girls had to wear.
2266455
Ballet flats? Are you sure? Looking up pictures of both, they look pretty similar.
2266479 Looking up the term, ballet flats are also called ballet pumps. So, either term is correct. Though, I've heard pumps used most commonly to refer to shoes similar to high heels only with a shorter heel and more rounded toe box.
I personally never had a problem with Megan's shoes at least compared to the rest of her outfit in the movie and series. They were the least ridiculous thing she wore except maybe the bow in her hair.
Yeah, that's the best cosplay ever.
Flutters, wat u staring at in last pic!