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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 7 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 233 views
  • 7 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 872 views
  • 7 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 190 views
  • 15 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,096 views
  • 113 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,928 views
Jul
6th
2014

The 700 Club · 7:57pm Jul 6th, 2014

I'm now a member of the elusive 700 club!

How cool? Thank you guys so much for that. Seriously.

I know I haven't exactly been the most active of people as of late, but know that I'm always, always, on.

Too much love for the site, yeah?

I'm expecting someone to unfollow after posting, by the way.

Special Thanks To:

For being number 700!

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Comments ( 41 )
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Proud to be one of the 700, Skeets.

Congrats, man. You deserve every follow you've gotten.

And at least you screencapped your follower count, so no one can claim you never had it, unless they think somehow you can Photoshop it...

Anyway, congrats again.

FOOLISH NON FOLLOWERS! HOW DARE YOU NOT LOVE THE GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS OF Skeeter the Lurker?! I SAY MORE FOLLOWERS ARE NEEDED!

But in all honesty, congrats again on getting 700 and glad I could I be the one to get you there.

Congrats Skeeter I'm glad to see you've been doing well for yourself

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Honestly glad you're one of'em, mate.

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Sig Heil Starlight Shadow!

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*points to light grey, small ass message*

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The eyebrows make it, don't it?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Achievement Unlocked: #700

Congrats on the 700, Skeets.

May the celebration last for generations!

2262710 Yes, yes they do.

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Thanks, mate!

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Tis indeed the achievement, yeah?

Thank you!

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And for more generations after that!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Congrats, man. I can't even think of a funny enough joke that doesn't have to do with makeup commercials.

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I was going to do something with this:

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But couldn't think of anything.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Sweet. Can you reach the 800 Board though?

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Why, hello Mr. #1 :rainbowdetermined2: The only one Skeeter followed before me. I don't think we've met before?

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Man, I totally didn't even think of that. I must be hella out of it.

In any case...

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At the way things are going? Maybe?

I should write something... Probably help out with that...

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I don't believe we have. Don't mind me, I'm harmless and make fun of myself a lot.

:yay: for the Grand Overlord Mosquito-san!

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Mosquito?

My name, I assume?

~Skeeter The Lurker

2262765 Gee, this isn't the first time I've referred to you by that (totally awesome) title. Long live Skeeter-sama! :heart:

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I'll break out the apple cider moonshine!

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Harmless if you're made out of anything but coo- 2262753 HEY! Stop laughing!

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Lemme grab some popcorn for this...

Hehehe!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Hey, Skeeter, is it alright if I troll you for an evening?

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I'd rather you didn't...

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Every time someone does one of these, I'm sorely tempted to unfollow them for a day. <__<

That said, I won't, since you probably wouldn't find it very funny, judging by the no.

Anyways, cheers. o7

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Thanks for the honesty!

I appreciate it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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You're very welcome. Out of curiosity, are you on a solid reading/reviewing/hanging out streak, or will we be seeing more of your authorial talents anytime soon?

I'm such a horrible troll! :raritydespair:

Imagine seven hundred people crowded in your home, all of them tracking your posts on a certain horse fan fiction site. Picture it in your head.

Did you picture it? Good.

Kind of gives you a little perspective on the size and scope of this site. I can't think of any other fandom with as many writers and readers as us.

Aku

2262876 Good on you, then.

~Aku.

Yay, does this mean you get free drinks now?

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Pokemon on Fanfiction is or was a pretty big thing, though not sure if that's exactly what you meant.

Congrats on 700, dude. I hope to be around when you hit 1k. :moustache:

Here's to the long ride up.
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