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Jet Howitzer


If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

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  • 504 weeks
    Spam be Damned

    I said I was gonna do it, and I did it. Not my best run, but I have had worse attempts.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

    5 comments · 587 views
  • 504 weeks
    I am the make Movie-Film

    First, I am making some progress in regards to writing. Fireflies is more than likely next to get an update, and then some of my other works.

    In other news, I'm going to start doing some recordings of myself playing some games I like, along with commentary. Because I can. And I think that it's fun.

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    3 comments · 598 views
  • 506 weeks
    Democracy: Probably a Dictatorship

    Well, dear readers, I've reached a smidgen of a snag when it comes to Fireflies. Not anything too dramatic, it's still going to be written, and things of that nature. So, don't worry about me abandoning it, or something like that. I'm not that much of a tosser... Most of the time.

    ANYWHOOZLE!

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    20 comments · 603 views
  • 511 weeks
    I am now 23

    The title says it all, people.
    As of today, July 4, 2014 I am 23 years of age.

    Please, hold your applause, and just throw money. Can't buy shit with applause.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

    15 comments · 700 views
  • 512 weeks
    A Tale of Two Stories

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
    There are two tales that I would like to shamelessly endorse, now, and here they are:

    Distant Memories

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    1 comments · 492 views
Jul
4th
2014

I am now 23 · 4:16am Jul 4th, 2014

The title says it all, people.
As of today, July 4, 2014 I am 23 years of age.

Please, hold your applause, and just throw money. Can't buy shit with applause.

Sursum Aeternum!
-Jet Howitzer

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Comments ( 15 )

You're a true son of America.:rainbowlaugh:

Oh damn, happy birthday. I just turned 25 on June 30th myself.

Unfortunately... I don't have two peanut decorated pieces of shit to rub together, much less money. So, you shan't be getting either from me.

Happy birthday, though. May many large breasted women serve you pizza and beer on this most glorious day, Howitzer.

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You go right ahead and keep your shits to yourself. I know, as do most people, that you need them all.

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Morgrad will be most pleased.

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I'm actually German. I just live here.

2256272 You do not have to be born in a country to be a true son or daughter of said country.

(Also I'm half ass quoting Skyrim):rainbowlaugh:

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If you know any true sons and daughters of Skyrim...

Alles gute zum Geburtstag! Habe eine Torte.

Dude, we have the same damn birthday!

Happy b-day hope it's a blast .And the most awesome thing about it is that everyone is going to be setting off fireworks for your b-day,and funny thing is most don't know it.

Happy birthday dude. Hope you enjoy it, and have lots of cake.

Happy birfday, jet!

Jetting forth. What a Howitzer!

Happy Birthday! :pinkiegasp:

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