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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

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  • 343 weeks
    Moving On

    Hey everyone.

    I'll cut right to the chase: this will be my final blog post. I'm leaving. For good.

    Yeah, I know I've said that in the past, usually when I was in the middle of an immature meltdown, but this time the circumstances are much, much different.

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    7 comments · 729 views
  • 345 weeks
    WTF casting agency?

    So the newest trailer for the MLP movie came out. Looks good. Still not sold on the animation style, but still looks alright.

    However there is a major problem I have with the movie already: the casting of Taye Diggs as Capper.

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    4 comments · 523 views
  • 348 weeks
    "Ponies: The Anthology" might be the worst thing ever

    There are a few things in the world whose very existence is an affront to humanity. Rape, for instance. Genocide. Pedophilia.

    And then there's "Ponies: The Anthology."

    *shudders*

    Avoid these hour-long abominations at all costs. Go watch something that's actually funny and creative, like Uno: The Movie. Don't waste your time or brain cells on that other filth.

    Fuck. Just...fuck.

    2 comments · 380 views
  • 351 weeks
    BOLO

    For a conniving asshole by the name of Barrobroadcastmaster. Dunno if he has a page here or not, but it's likely. Avoid at all costs unless you want to be sucked into the supermassive black hole of stupidity that is American conservatism.

    1 comments · 427 views
  • 352 weeks
    what is life anymore

    what is happening

    0 comments · 333 views
Jun
25th
2014

Markiplier Saves Equestria: The Quest for the Blade of Ultimate Friendship · 12:42am Jun 25th, 2014

I'm going to write it. I really, really am. I know I am. Why? Because I think it's going to be one of my last stories I'll be writing.

I promise I'm going to finish Terminus, but in all honesty, I think that might be it. Why is that, you say? Well, partly because I don't really enjoy reading here as much as I do conversing with fellow FimFicers(?), and partly because I never thought I would do well in writing pony fanfiction. You'd think it'd be easy to work with, seeing as you have all these characters and settings and backgrounds developed for you. But it's not. It's really hard to capture the voices and personalities of these characters, and people will call you out for it. And I'm certainly no expert on the subject. I know what a lot of people will say: "fuck the haters, I do what I want". That's not an excuse, not if you want to write something good, something people will actually read...unless it's just porn. Then yeah, go ahead.

So with that in mind, I think I might just back off from writing on here entirely, but not before finishing Terminus and starting/completing what I am currently calling Markiplier Saves Equestria: The Quest for the Blade of Ultimate Friendship

When I wrote Pewdiepie Saves Equestria, I thought it was my magnum opus. Until I realized it was a magnum anus. Seriously, looking back on it, I'm actually embarrassed at how badly it's written. Plus I'm no longer a fan of Pewdiepie. Nothing against him personally, I just lost interest. But when I discovered Markiplier, I fell in love, and I'm still not sure if it's metaphorical or physical (he's one good-looking guy). And I figure he needs all the attention he can get, because of how funny and likable he is, but also because of how kind, considerate, and appreciative he is to his fans, his friends, and basically everybody. Seriously, there's hardly a bad word I can say about him.

So, in honor of dear Mark, I have decided to embark on the journey of writing MSEQBUF, which is also very rough code for "Mark is sexy and buff". While I'm pretty sure I won't be writing any more stories after this, I'm going to make it my mission to finish Terminus and make Markiplier Saves Equestria. I'm sure it'll have plenty of Mark, Santaplier, Santa's nubile young kiddies, warfstaches, pressing B to blow, Tiny Box Tim, Yamimash, Vanish, and other in-jokes that no one who isn't a mad Markiplier fan will get...all in the magical land of Equestria!

I'm not leaving the site, not at all. I just don't think I'll be writing any more after this. Not that I've exactly been pouring out story after story on a consistent basis. Lolz. But I hope this will be my finest work ever. Why? Not because it's made by me. Because it's made by Mark.

So grab your ding-dong and prepare for death...I mean, uh, awesomeness. Because we're going on a poon run...I mean, uh...

Yeah, pretty much that.

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Comments ( 7 )

I would think you would only do someone the offence of putting them in a pony fanfiction if you REALLY hated them, but whatever man

Do whatever you want, matey.

2231680 Oh, nevermind. Took me a minute to read that properly. My fault, sorry.

2231690 I'm also (mostly) joking around

You'd think it'd be easy to work with

rofl
writing things people want to read is tough as fuck
it takes a ton of practice

praise markiplier

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