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MidnightDancer


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    I'm the worst :D

    I know! Terrible.

    Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.

    Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.

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    yo

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  • 248 weeks
    marrieddancer

    wheeeeeeeeeeew

    the wedding was a fucking blast, actually

    Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming

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  • 250 weeks
    Oh hey

    Wow, been a hot minute, eh?

    I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.

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  • 304 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

    So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)

    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

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Jun
15th
2014

right now I'm actually pretty happy that none of my other mature rated stories got featured · 4:23pm Jun 15th, 2014

because it really brings the creepy people out of the woodwork

anyways

still extremely sick. I was given antibiotics and told I should see some improvement in four days, so by Wednesday, and if not, to go back to the hospital.

Right now my temperature is yo-yoing from normal to 103. My body doesn't handle fevers well so I've been doing a lot of hallucinating. DOESN'T HELP THAT I DECIDED THAT READING "ROSEMARY'S BABY" WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA HEY HEY

I have coursework to do and I really don't wanna. Fever is back, so I'll wait til the boything comes home with some ibuprofen and take that and when it goes down I'll work on it because at the moment I'm liable to write about how flying space monkeys brought academic standards to earth

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I can handle fevers quite good, but for some reason and after about 30 hours of being awake, I start hearing stuff.
And it's not the kind of stuff that I could get away with.

2208611 yeah idk i think i might just go lay in the shower for awhile

its pretty much the only thing that brings me comfort right now and for whatever reason im less likely to hallucinate in there

2208612
Probably because your body is less likely to loose warmth in there,
thus causing your subconcious fear of freezing to death to vanish,
so that your sensory subconscious stops playing tricks on you.:pinkiehappy:
Or I'm just overthinking this.

because it really brings the creepy people out of the woodwork

You don't consider me creepy do ya?:applecry:

I'm just a harmless pervert!:raritycry::raritydespair:

What got me into your work funny enough was your clopfic Twilight Sparkle Eats Peaches. What made me a fan though was Rules of Being a Showmare.

DOESN'T HELP THAT I DECIDED THAT READING "ROSEMARY'S BABY" WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA HEY HEY

You really don't do things half-way, do ya? :facehoof:

I'm liable to write about how flying space monkeys brought academic standards to earth

Well you have some solid proof of that already, based on your last instructor. On the other hand, there's only so much a flying space monkey can do with invincible ignorance, so they aren't entirely to blame.

Right now my temperature is yo-yoing from normal to 103. My body doesn't handle fevers well so I've been doing a lot of hallucinating.

I was in Italy with family four years ago, and two days before we left for home I got the weirdest flu-like crap I'd ever had. I spent most of our last night and day in Florence sick like you are now, but I still managed to be an idiot and walk all over the city like Typhoid Mary, probably spreading the Plague. As we drove down to Rome I was wrapped up in two sweaters and a jacket in a warm car and I was shivering and freezing to death. I got into bed in the hotel and slept like the dead all day and night, and I think my fever finally broke an hour before we had to leave for the airport at 7am. No freaking way was I going to stay extra time, so I boarded the plane(s) with everyone else and had a miserable 13-hour journey home as Typhoid Mary again, and days of recovery after. I felt bad about possibly spreading it, but surprisingly no one else in my family got sick.

It sounds to me like you're much worse off than that. Misery doesn't really love company (except when it does), but I really do feel for you and I hope that fever breaks soon. I know you'll feel much better when it does.
:twilightsmile:

What are you talking about? Looking at yourself in the mirror and giving yourself a number 1-10 and then never going after anyone who is "out of your league" isn't creepy or condescending at all...

My body doesn't handle fevers well so I've been doing a lot of hallucinating. DOESN'T HELP THAT I DECIDED THAT READING "ROSEMARY'S BABY" WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA

:facehoof:

I agree with 2208707 there. You certainly do not do anything by halves. Bozhe moi! Try to focus instead on cute, fluffy little animals. Like an aye-aye. :twilightsmile:

at the moment I'm liable to write about how flying space monkeys brought academic standards to earth

I believe L. Ron Hubbard already covered that... :trixieshiftleft:

2208758

Don't forget ponifying everything you say, and using exclamation points at the beginning and end of all your sentences. Because normal people do that.

I'm liable to write about how flying space monkeys brought academic standards to earth

:rainbowlaugh:
I wish I could get away with writing this in the paper I am stuck working on now.

Yeah, clopfic commenters tend to be the sort of people that haters like to use as examples of what is so wrong about bronies. It's like reading through a featured clopfic flips a switch in their brains that makes them want to tell all about their private sexual fantasies. One can hope that they're just being silly, but you never know for sure.

*hugs gently* Just make sure if the meds work to take them all. Strep can hang around without showing symptoms so don't go making a superbug in yer throat.

Rest well.

My body doesn't handle fevers well so I've been doing a lot of hallucinating.

I wish I could hallucinate. I almost want to figure out a better way of how to other than extreme sleep deprivation.

That was my experience with such things as well

Aren't fever-induced hallucinations fun? One of my more memorable influenza fever hallucinations had me believing my left arm was detachable.

Here's to a speedy recovery! Get well soon, MidnightDancer.

at the moment I'm liable to write about how flying space monkeys brought academic standards to earth

That's pretty nuts; everybody knows that it was the flying space lizards... :pinkiecrazy:

I hope You Get better soon :)

And don't worry about the creepy people, They'll leave you alone so long as you don't look at then directly

2208621 tbh I think it's because while I was still contagious obviously nobody could or wanted particularly to touch me, and I'm a very affectionate person. I think the hot shower both warmed me up (not that my feverish ass needed it, but I FELT cold because fever ugh stupid body) and made it feel like someone was holding me /sad


2208663 I'm glad to hear it! I worked my ass off on Rules of Being a Showmare, so I'm glad to see someone liked it :3


2208707 Do things halfway? Moi?

images.wikia.com/mlp/images/archive/f/fa/20121206181140!Trixie_moi_S3E5.png

I had bought the book a week or two before I got sick, actually, and got around to starting it the day before the symptoms presented, and, well, I can't just NOT finish a book I start...

/cries

They were some very strange hallucinations. In that they weren't particularly violent, but like, I was Rosemary and there was a baby (not my actual child, he was with his father, but the neighbors have a howler of a crotchfruit that screams all day so that's probably where the aural bit came from), and Satan showed up, and like I yelled at him to wipe his hooves on the mat and hold the baby so I could shower.

It was weird.


2208758 yeah I mean it's not like attractiveness is super subjective or anything, nor are women more likely to rate themselves lower on the scale due to a society that constantly tells them that an 8-10 is completely unattainable so


2209035 they were amusing hallucinations, at least (see my reply to southpaw)


2209105 tbh I think he was ESL, which excuses the weird punctuation but does not excuse the horrific behavior


2209424 apparently I "chose" that by being born a women, depending on who you ask lol


2209493 nah, I know. I'm in my thirties, this ain't my first rodeo :) I just don't like the antibiotics because I'm mildly allergic so I itch all over. But I'm literally 'killed dead' allergic to the rest of them so I can handle slight itchiness I guess


2209970 I do recall a hallucination I had once during a bout of 105 degree fever as a small child where I thought my grandmother (who raised me, so she was taking care of me at the time) was a dressmaker's dummy--the old fashioned kind with the wires and no head. I was horrified.


2211172 Ah, were if that were true.

2211172 Who told you that?

2214092

Satan showed up, and like I yelled at him to wipe his hooves on the mat and hold the baby so I could shower.

"And when I get out, you'd better have the damned dishes done and the carpet vacuumed and dinner ready, or there'll be Hell to pay. Got it?"

". . .k"

Don't mess with momma when she's sick, boy! :raritywink:

2214908 I have in the past, yeah. I usually just delete and move on :)


2214986 momma don't truck with nunna satan's absentee-father bullshit, nuh uh

oh you got a dark kingdom of pain to run? oh that's nice, git yo lazy ass back here and change yo baby's diaper for once

2214596

Okay I lied.... But I meant Well! Honest!

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