A bit of a detractor. · 11:49pm Jun 14th, 2014
So my writing has been slow lately because of my work on my entry for the Body Swap contest, as mentioned in my previous blog.
Things are going to get even slower now, though, due to the fact that I managed to fracture my wrist at work today.
I'll be in a cast for around six weeks. I'm gonna try and write anyway since my left hand is still fully functional, but it would be a slow process, which also means that I'm not sure if my body swap entry will be done in time. But I'll try!
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I learned that sometimes, it's best to relax and go at a leisurely pace, despite things happening around you that might demand a faster one. After all, sometimes it's the slow and steady tortoise who wins the race, while the speedy hare who attempts to leap over a flat cart in order to get his customers out faster ends up falling and suffering a radial fracture.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle Twinkletail
P.S.: Is it safe for you to send me Percocet via Spike, or will that cause him to overdose?
Hope you feel better soon.
Also, not to add to the pressure or anything, but you still have an Appleshy prompt waiting for you
This was delivered to me by mistake, so I thought I'd pass it on. Be sure to burn after reading; I hear the moon is pretty cold at any time of the year...
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Dearest Twinkletail,
It appears that Our sister is indisposed at the moment, quite likely contemplating the porcelain throne from the sound of the rather cute humming emerging from her water closet, and so We have taken it upon Ourself to answer your letter for her. Please do not worry; We know without a shred of doubt that she will not mind that We have told you that she does, in fact, hum and sing while attending to her personal throne. She is not the least bit shy about this sort of thing - truly not the least - so have no fear.
Ahem!
More to the point, as Our sister is indisposed, We feel it Our duty to send to you our joint condolence and sympathy for the misfortune which has befallen your pastern, although we would both also urge you to be more cautious in the future.
We once witnessed our sister sprain her horn - 'tis true! - attempting to please an audience of nobles by lowering Our Moon and raising her Sun at the same time. Silly Princess! It was most embarrassing for her, but again, fear not! For We did banish the hairy-flanked lot of them to the furthest reaches of the Princessipality (Is that truly a word? Yes), so nopony but Ourself knows the true extent of her intra-cranial damage.
Ah, the singing has stopped - such a shame, as she is quite adorable when she thinks she is alone. It is a Good Thing We were here to assist her with her Royal Inbox Duties.
So We must hurry since We can ill-afford another trip to the moon and oh there's the door and she's giving Us that look now already anyway We are sorry We cannot send Percocet via Spike oh my she runs fast but we are faster, hah! because it makes him sneeze for hours butWewillsenditbythatcutelittlemailmare soyoushouldreceiveitshortlypleasetakecareBYE
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I believe in you. :)
2207421
This post absolutely made my night. Thank you
2207283
I know
I've started, but it's difficult with only my one hand (not even my dominant one!), and the body swap story still needs to take precedence.
2207484 My pleasure! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
2207421
haha, this made me laugh.