Jun
6th
2014
How Mario Kart 8 works · 5:30am Jun 6th, 2014
"Hey, look, there's Mario! LET'S FUCK HIM UP!"
"I SWEAR TO GOD... IF YOU HIT ME WITH ANOTHER BLUE SHELL-" *Whack* "GODDAMNIT"
"Move, Peach, you fat bitch!" *Bump*
"Don't pick Rainbow Road! DON'T PI-" *Click* "...You piece of shit...."
"WOOOO. DRIFT FOR DAAAAAYYYYYYS and I fell off... damn it."
"What the hell?! I was in second, like five seconds ago! Now I'm ninth!"
"I hit myself with my OWN GREEN SHELL... I HAVE to be retarded, there's no other explanation."
*Get Bullet Bill power-up* "MOVE, BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY. GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY."
"Damn it, Baby Luigi, your mom should have swallowed!"
...
Actually, that's how Mario Kart 8 works when I play it.
So... good game?
Huzzah! My record as the best drifter across all Mario Kart games is still preserved!
2180026
Very, VERY good game. Tested me and my pals' friendships several thousand times.
2180269
It's only Rainbow Road that I'm shit at. Both new and old ones. On the other maps, like Electrodome, I drift like I'm in Speed Racer, or something like that... with Rosalina, and she's technically a heavy class.
2180733 Speed Racer doesn't drift. He uses saws, night vision, jacks, a bird, bullet proof glass, and a submarine camera to help his incredibly advanced car built by Pops Motors.
(I LOVE SPEED RACER.)
that was my first experience