A preview of fics to come · 12:43am May 31st, 2014
Blood coated the cobbled hallways of the infamous castle. Men in stark grey uniforms screamed their last as hot lead tore through their chest. While the rest scattered, the killer stepped over their bodies. Blood stained his brown leather jacket, and splotches of red covered his combat boots. Regardless of his damage, his blue eyes shined with determination.
His enemies would have seen him as a shining example of their master race in other circumstances. Tall, muscular, practically invincible, sporting golden locks of hair and piercing blue eyes. No, he wasn’t just a shining example of their ideals, he was their perfect specimen. But he just so happened to be on the other side of their war.
William Joseph ‘BJ’ Blazkowicz was an OSS agent sent in to the front lines of the second great war with the highest honor any soldier could have. Being the sole man on the mission to kill Adolf Hitler inside of the most powerful military base in Germany. Castle Wolfenstein.
As he continued down the halls of the Castle with his Thompson at the ready, he was prepared for anything. Metal men, dolls of Hitler that could spew fire, busty women who flipped around in high heels, and mutant Nazis had all fallen to him in the past. Once you spend enough time fighting with the SS Paranormal Nazi Elite division, few things can surprise you.
However, it certainly did surprise him when he burst into a laboratory and found six equines and a dragon locked in glass tubes. With varying technicolor manes and coats, they appeared to be the least fitting things to ever appear inside of a top secret nazi laboratory.
His assessment was eloquently worded. "What the fuck is this shit."
CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN: FRIENDSHIP, MAGIC, AND MECHA HITLER
COMING SOON
By the Night Angels, this will be good.
If you want an(other?) editor for it, call me! Well, PM, but you know what I mean.