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Tsundere ATV's

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May

23rd

2014

"Are you my butt?" · 2:30am May 23rd, 2014

~The weirdest kid in the Child Center I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.

Such other phrases from this genius six year old include:

"I saw a squirrel throw a nut at another squirrel."

"I need 50 chi chis of red legos for my lego man! He can't die! I'm a doctor!"

"Can ninjas play basketball?"

"My mom told me Santa wasn't real. But my friend's dog is real." (In context, his friend has a dog named Santa.)

"I went up the slide because it's faster."
(My reasoning on how he could be hurt. One minute later, he says this.)
"Why not have an up slide and a down slide?"

"Hi Mr. Bitch."
(Some older girls were writing curse words on paper. Yaaay.)

"boo boo bee bee boo boo bee bee boo boo bee bee!"
(I asked him what in the world he was doing.)
"I'm making a parking lot when the cars go off!"

"I went back in time as a dinosaur!"
(He points to the front check-in.)
"Oh hey, my mom!"
(Perfect timing).

Live, Learn, Let go
~Cosmic Afro.

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