I swear I'm not writing this just because some commenters said all the fight jargon was hard to follow, I'd actually planned to do this as a companion piece all along. Honest.
They say it's better to burn out than it is to rust, but after a year of adapting to a 50 hour/week desk job and barely writing anything because of it, I say "Why not both?"
Do I still have fans on this site? I hope so, because I've got a new story out! It combines three of my passions: teenage dirtbags, mixed martial arts, and prescription stimulant misuse.
So, ScarletWeather, my future wife, is amazing. You all should know this.
For starters, she's my brain. If there has been a coherent arc in any of my stories, a well-crafted bit of characterization, an evil twist, welp, it was probably midwifed if not hatched entirely by Scarlet.
Hot dog! Looks like those virgin sacrifices really did work after all!
Who are you, and what have you done with Chuck?
Unpossible.
Go on, pull the other one.
Well, this is turning out to be a great day.
Woah. Unexpected but welcome development!
All my googly-eyes. This can't be happening!
2112002
...I thought you weren't a fan of banishment decree on account of the OOC darkness?
2112011 I'm not. I hate it. But the monumentous event of you actually writing something non-oneoff here drew me right in!
Haha yeah right! Got news for ya, Chuck, April Fool's Day was over a month ago. Ya missed it. But nice try anyway.
ERMAHGERD!, You still exist!
Crazy coincidence: Burn Notice was playing on the TV in the restaurant I went to for lunch today.
My hope never left me, and now all the waiting pays off... you really are a glorious one
2111672 Sam Axe, perhaps?