Sunbutt, Moonbutt, Lovebutt, Smartass

Sunnbutt, Moonbutt, Lovebutt, Smartass
Had a picknic in the high grass
Sunnbutt, Moonbutt, Lovebutt, Smartass
Princess ponies had a blast

But...

Onebutt, twobutt, threebutt, dumbass
Fourbutt dropped her list so crass
Sunbutt, Moonbutt, Lovebutt, Dumbass
Ranks of princess, first to last

Sunbutt, Moonbutt, Lovebutt, Smartass
Onebutt's butt has lots of mass
Plumpbutt, Moonbutt, Lovebutt, Smartass
But Sunnbutt's sun butt still has class

Onebutt, Twobutt, Threebutt, dat-ass
Twobutt swings her ass with sass
Plumpbutt, Funbutt, Lovebutt, Smartass
Moonbutt needs to give a class

Sunnbutt, Moonbutt, Lovebutt, Smartass
Threebutt has an ass of glass
Plumpbutt, Funnbutt, Hotstuff, Smartass
But Lovebutt's glass is claimed, alas

Onebutt, Twobutt, Threebutt, Sadass
Fourbutt's butt comes in dead last
Plumpbutt, Funbutt, Hotstuff, Dumbass
Bookbutt's chance has come and past

Sunbutt, Moonbut, Lovebutt, Smartass
“We give Bookbutt's ass a pass”
Plumpbutt, Funbutt, Hotstuff, Starass
“Your flag tops the highest mast”

Onebutt, Twobutt, Threebut, Smartass
Princess picnic in the grass
Plumpbutt, Funbutt, Hotstuff, Starass
Princess Bookbutt laughed at last

Comments

[Axis of Rotation]

Man, this made my night. xD
"But Lovebutt's glass is claimed, alas"--I pretty much lost it here.

[Biker_Dash]

HOLY HELL! This is AWESOME!!!
You should submit it as a chapter for this:
Her Butt Slammed Shut

I even have a little piece in there

[Super Trampoline]

2084905 not a bad idea. I myself have 7 horrible pieces there.

[Biker_Dash]

2084936 This is my submission
To Clop or Not to Clop

[Fuzzyfurvert]

That...that is fantastic and fun!

But dat Twibutt is NOT dead last.

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[CDRW]

2084944 Of course it's not! That's her list, not mine.

[Didlsbrony4evah]

I wonder what she did to get the last laugh.

[Skywriter]

Ladies and gentlemen... The butt-ranking poem!

[Morphy]

Brilliant!

I can almost see the Dr.Suese style art to go with this.

[CDRW]

2084904 Thanks, I was pretty proud of that line myself.

2084905 Sure. How does one go about it though, just PM the author?

2085129 It is important to rank your butts properly.

2085162 Fun fact: Dr. Seusse did NSFW stuff too.

[Morphy]

2086232

Aside from the wording, the art itself would be totally innocent. Heh.

Though, now that I dwell on it. MLP redone in Dr.Seuse style would be a little freaky.

[Biker_Dash]

2086232 Yeah, That is how I did it.

[richfiles]

Twas a glorious prance through literary joy!

[Wade]

BOOKBUTT

[DerpyMadness]

I heart bookbutt

[ComatoseVEVO]

This is what SCIENCE!!! can do, a butt ranking.

[Dream Seeker]

This was published three years ago and it's still the best poem I've read in years.

[ShadowLDrago]

I need to use this at some point,

[Honey Lavender]

What's sad is that I think I've lost my motivation to continue referring to Twilight as Sparklebutt...

[PonyDragon]

The poem had been indirectly used (and credited) in the story Bug Me by TheLastBrunnenG; see the Author's Notes.
Just in case anyone wants to know.

[Gavier]

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