Won't be updating or posting any new stories for a while · 3:02am May 4th, 2014
And a collective sigh could be heard across the internet as one of Fimfiction.net's most atrocious syntax-slingers confirmed that he would in fact not be polluting the public's literary scope with his half-assed fanfiction offerings, if his lackluster rogue's gallery of shittily-sold-stories could even be considered as such. But why? Was he perchance lulling the good citizens of fimfiction into a false sense of security before unleashing some torrent of badly-written stories that would minorly inconvenience his fellow users by occupying space on the front page, thus hindering the arrival of the latest OC alicorn clopfiction by mere moments? The answer, in short, would have been no. The writer was about as clever as he was entertaining, which is to say not at all.
Thank you, strangely pessimistic narrative. You always no how to reassure me that I suck and need to keep improving
Verily.
Like the self-belittlement said, I won't be updating for a small while simply because I feel like I need to write a complete multi-chapter story just for myself for once, and if I start playing the updating game, I'll start to worry about whether or not the six and half people who favorite the story by accident think it's any good which would make it not just for me anymore. Obviously at 6-8 chapters with my writing pace this is going to take about a month or two, so in the interim, I'd suggest unfollowing me in favor of an author who can actually write. Though if I do get bored I might just throw something akin to sewage into the pristine stream of fanfiction just to do it. Until then, my little Sentai squadron soldiers.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
I'm curious as to what this fic will be about
But if we're not following you, then who would antagonize us?