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Alternatives · 9:23am May 3rd, 2014

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:rainbowderp: vat?:rainbowderp: What is it?:rainbowhuh:

YOUR EVERYTHING MAKES ME CONFLICTED AND CONFUSED

HELP! I DON'T LIKE CHANGE! :raritycry:

Microwave power reciever?

Clicking on the picture takes you to another account, and then the picture on that blog takes you to yet another account; it keeps happening until it eventually circulates back to this one...

So much mind-fucking...:rainbowderp:
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Thank you so much! It's always good to read more stories by you. Your productivity is admirable.

Comment posted by Unimportant deleted May 3rd, 2014

You mad AppleDasher, you :ajsmug::rainbowkiss:

Why does this feel like cheating?

Welp, that's another 200k words to play catch-up with. :rainbowderp:

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It's brilliant is what it is.

~Skeeter The Lurker

*Sighs and gets to reading* At least I'm caught up on your longest stuff already

Avox #15 · May 3rd, 2014 · · ·

Huh.

I kinda figured you were Just Essay because Appledashery always updates at the same time as Urohringr, but I had no idea that blue harvest even existed, let alone that he was you.

Also, why bother making an alt account for just AppleDash one-shots? You could have just posted those on your main account.

I'll be honest, I thought this a collaborative variant of your usual cryptic photocollages. Then I realized only one of them was in your recent blogs, and I had to backtrack. Silly me. :derpytongue2:

I wish I had something witty to say, other than that you're a fucking madman.

Dammit Skirts, I had a hard enough time keeping track of two of you, and now you throw even more at us?
Oh well, at least its not another Austraeoh series to catch up on... actually, that would be pretty sweet.

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His consciousness now exists in multiple simultaneous timelines. It won't be long before he collapses the multiverse

Awesome.
Hilarious.
Were you anywhere near, you can be sure I'd buy you a beer.
~OvO

Ah, so the truth is finally revealed.

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2072805 You... Griffin a fuck?

i... i had no idea :pinkiegasp:

OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!!!




















Look at that tree!!!!

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Oh, hey sexy.
What's say you and me blow this Popsicle stand?

oo

2075228 Smooth. Also, nice Santa hat.

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You like it? It was gifted to my self by a very special friend.

oo

2075448 So you already got someone special in your life, mate?

2075538
No. I'm not query to romanticized relationships.
We are but merely simpletons. Hands down our pants and grins on our teeth.

oo

2075548 Can we just fuck already?

2075616
Oh. Frisky are we? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well then. I'm not one to keep a lady/gentleman waiting.
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Bite the pillow. I'm going in dry.

oo

2075622 Make sure to sink-wash your junk first.

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I'm a strong independent Griffon. :moustache:
I keep my junk erect and clean at all times.

oo

2075690 I'm sitting here, convulsing with orgasm.

oo

2075723 I wonder if our omnipresent Skirts is getting upset with us.

2075732
If he wants, he can join in.

oo

2075737 That'd be top kek.

oo

2075790 I really want to sit on that guy's lap.

2075800
I formally invite you to join in on the fun.

2075800
2075801 You two enjoying your rollplay sesh? :rainbowlaugh:

oo

2400639 wot uv it?

your alternate images are broken.

Edit: okay they seem to be working again.

2072888 That's what she said.

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