• Member Since 26th Dec, 2012
  • offline last seen Feb 26th, 2020

CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

More Blog Posts97

  • 281 weeks
    Where Are All the Sorcerers in MLP?

    Some of you might be tempted to answer this question, “There’s tons of sorcerers in MLP! Look at Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, for instance. They are (were) evil and they use powerful magic.”

    Read More

    4 comments · 844 views
  • 290 weeks
    The Bowsette Controversy

    Not since Donald Trump has a singular figure polarized so many people against each other. Thank god she (he?) isn't real, or else the poor thing would receive death threats. I'm of course speaking of Bowsette, the Bowser-Peach hybrid which somehow exists. She's come to kidnap herself.

    Read More

    17 comments · 898 views
  • 292 weeks
    My New Story: The Glimmer Dilemma

    Recently, I published a new story: The Glimmer Dilemma. It’s been in development hell for over a year now, but I finally got the story where I wanted it!

    Read More

    1 comments · 624 views
  • 292 weeks
    Elon Musk, The Simulation, and Certainty

    Before I begin, well-known writer Estee is having some major trouble and is asking for help. I don't know this person but some of you probably do. Let's see if we can't get a thousand points of FimFic light together.

    Now on to the blog!

    MANIC MUSK ON MARIJUANA

    Read More

    4 comments · 668 views
  • 294 weeks
    New Miracle Medication: Russiadiditol!

    “I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?TM

    Read More

    13 comments · 462 views
Apr
27th
2014

Video: What I Thought of Inspiration Manifestation · 3:46am Apr 27th, 2014

They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. So how much is a video worth? Well, a lot. I know that much.

With that in mind, here is my video review of "Inspiration Manifestation," which includes a thorough analysis of the latest episode, as well as an analysis of the show in general, and includes all the classic Carts condescension and snide sarcasm that you've come to know and love.

Report CartsBeforeHorses · 307 views ·
Comments ( 6 )

Well, if the frame rate of the video is the standard 23.98 fps than you've made 16,354,360 words.

2051553 That would indicate a partial picture in there somewhere. Better round it to the nearest thousand

Not to be mean but I think my minds going to reality exploded :fluttercry::fluttercry:

We need to be able to favorite blog posts, dang it!:twilightangry2:

This was awesome, although I think you were a little too harsh on the writers.

If I may play devil's advocate, I didn't have a problem with Rarity's motivation in this episode. It certainly wasn't as infuriating as how Rainbow Dash's friends treated her in the Mare-Do-Well episode or Spike in Spike at Your Service.

Rarity wasn't feeling creative. Sometimes people have an off day and are unable to fix even simple mistakes.

I did agree with your observations regarding magic, for the most part. We still don't know how it works. Do unicorns have limited magical reserves? Does a levitation spell require a certain level of concentration or energy? Maybe Twilight or Rarity couldn't have used levitation in the instances you cited because they didn't have enough magic reserves.

If the book gave Rarity limitless magical energy, it would be like giving someone infinite money. She wouldn't have to worry about depleting her magical reserves.

Those are just a few of my thoughts. Thanks again for making these awesome reviews.

2052139 Thanks, I'm glad you liked it! And you're right, we really don't know too much about how magic works. There will probably be a new episode released someday that throws all of my prior speculation out the window.

You know who could've fixed everything in a lot less time, and only asked a little practice kissing in return?

Login or register to comment