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Rated Ponystar


"You think you know me..."

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Apr
23rd
2014

I have no idea why I wrote this, or why I'm posting it · 1:18am Apr 23rd, 2014

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

First, we met Rated, he wrote things really sweet
A comedy here or there with romance really deep

But then we found out, he wrote ponies dying in the heap
He even has your favorite pony on his kill sheet

No matter who they are, he’s gonna kill them all

Rated, Rated, who’s he gonna kill?
Will it be Celestia, Spike, Dash, or Tiara?
Rated, Rated, nopony is safe!
He’s gonna make it say
Their being lowered in their graves

Rated, Rated, he’s just wants your tears

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Killing off a pony, it’s hard to do it right
But Rated here can somehow make those scenes a teary sight

He has all kinds of ways from assassination to fights
But chances are your favorite character is biting the dust tonight

No matter who they are, he’s gonna kill them all

Rated, Rated, who’s he gonna kill?
Will it be Pinkie Pie, Big Mac, Maud or Fluttershy?
Rated, Rated, nopony is safe!
He wants your favorites and your eyes
But for this Derpy must die

Rated, Rated, he’s just wants your tears

Why so sad? Why so cruel?
Why so many tears that fill up a pool?
Can he stop? No he can’t.
Because everyone reads them all in the end.

Rated, Rated, who’s he gonna kill?
Will it be Daring Do, Rumble, Luna, or Scootaloo?
Rated, Rated, nopony is safe!
Got a hundred ways to kill
Got a hundred fics to make

Rated, Rated, he’s just wants your…
Rated, Rated, he’s just wants your…
Rated, Rated, he’s just wants your…

He just wants your tears

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Comments ( 23 )

BWAAAA AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

YOU DID IT!

~Skeeter The Lurker

2036713
Yeah, I figured, eh, not the most embarrassing thing I've done.

2036720
This is what I do when I am bored or have writers block:derpytongue2:

I don't know wether to say this is sadistic or entertaining... :twilightoops:

2036833 Don't give me that look! *pulls out shotgun*

2036851
You should think its entertaining. Or else. :pinkiesad2::fluttercry::applecry::raritycry:

2036865
*hisses and bites your neck, drinking your blood.*

At first I thought this was a fuckin' rap and read it as such.

PPPFFFFFFFAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:rainbowlaugh:

2036903
welp.... time to imagine mic the microphone rapping this.

...what. :rainbowhuh: Amusing, but... what.

That's nice :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Hahaha:rainbowlaugh:
This is awsome.:pinkiehappy:

Your tears are delicious XD

2037224 Buck yes
2036865 XD
2037290 afjsauiojhaguhauhawpghosiohjaiodjfojjhfaijog that's what

Comment posted by Thi Fernandes deleted Apr 25th, 2014
Comment posted by Thi Fernandes deleted Apr 25th, 2014

Sorry, Rated! I just sold the last bottle of my tears to someone else!
http://youtu.be/9ksLOOS61k8
You can wait for another shipment, right?

Oh hey, if you're on a killing spree, can you also target Spitfire, Lulamoon, Shining Armor, Zecora, Prince Blueblood, and Doctor Whooves? Thanks!:pinkiecrazy:

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