Wow, when did the time go? How have you been, FiMFiction? Read anything that’s not porn lately? Is everyone still arguing about the finale? No? Talking about Rainbow Rocks? That’s cool. Geez, this is like running into my ex. I feel this obligation to tell all of you how my life’s been since the hiatus.
Actually, spiders make webs from a place close to their butts called spinnerets.
Imma being a smartass.
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Let me guess now: they all end with talking about penises
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Nah, the Spogebob one basically starts out with it.