Back In The Game -- Fighting Mimes And Panda Bears. Also, Writing. · 11:43am Apr 18th, 2014
God dammit. How can something be so close and at the same time look so far away? This is frustrating. And I'm sure that after this blog post at least two guys will unfollow me because the human being is horrible by nature. Still.
Back in the game, as the title says! My arm is healed! Which mostly means that I can fight mimes in the street bare-handed and write again. Hooray!
YOU HAVE OMELETTED YOUR LAST FROMAGE, FRANÇOISE. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED.
But anyway, what does that mean? Well, firstly, that I'm writing this blog post myself. That's cool, because that title made me realize that both panda bears and mimes, my two arch nemesis, are black and white. Kind of funny how french guys who can't talk and chinese bears are so angry at me all the time. If I ever meet a chinese bear who can't talk and enjoys baguettes and cheese way too much chances are it will try to kill me immediately.
Figures.
So anyway, the same day I can write again (and the same day I come back to a place with internet, which is also cool) I learn that Gabriel García Márquez, one of the best writers in Spanish of the last century (and, like, ever) has died. That's truly a shame. If you haven't read anything by him, then do it. He was a genius.
Man, being able to write again is cool. Turns out the bullet that hit me in the elbow was also poisonous; that's why it took me so long to come back. For now, I'm writing a very short story that I'll publish pretty soon, so I can get back to business without forcing myself too much, and after that I'll be working on the bazillion projects I had in mind while not writing.
So yeah. Back here, fellas. See ya whenever I write another story that will probably disappoint everybody starring no other characters than Lyra and Bon Bon!
(Yes, that Lyra and that Bon Bon. Except a lot of sarcasm and misanthropy.)
The hierachy of the fools, sadly, returned to its roots. Commence the puritanical euphoric misanthropia, leading to the malevolence of the righteous.
Okay, I'm just quoting random death metal songs. Either way, glad to have you back as one piece of flesh.
That post made my day. I get to read more Aragon. Through the finals and the papers, I shall endure.
Just F12 in chrome and change 499 to 500 and screenshot.
Excellent! Can't wait.
Yayyyyy
Wait did I miss something from your last blog about this? You got hit by a bullet?