Dear Princess Twilight · 11:50am Apr 15th, 2014
You know, I've never clopped to somepony else's Skype group chat before, but dammit, Cobalt and Kaidan are getting me really fucking close to doing that...the things they're saying they want to do to me...
Sincerely,
Miles
To my horny subject Miles,
Well, I do suppose that's the price you three pay for finding out you're all bisexual polyamorists.
What the hell do you want me to do about it?
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Miles-
If Twilight ever gets to be too much for you, just say so. I have an Aimbot gun.
...
Don't make me get on there and start RPing, because I will.
And the last thing you want is me writing five paragraph posts of Rainbow finding creative uses for clouds, vibrators, and lightning.
Insert discomfort here.Bisexual is best... Bi.
2012129 I think not. This room is just for the three of us.
2012161 I still find it funny they teased you to death. Stupidly so. Aren't friends amazing? Don't you hate it when friends do that? I do.
And... don't at the same time.
2012177 Not quite to death. Kept me horny for 5 hours of work? Yes.
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I know that feeling on Skype, and in reality. That tension can drive you nuts.
It's... it's not fair.
Fucking detailsssss
2039600 Just how personal do you want me to get?Lol
2039613 Hmm... How about everything? As a bisexual polyamorist... this peaks my interests.
2039615 Yeah, let me get banned in the middle of 4 stories, lol
2039643 Worth it.