Edit to Chapter 8 · 8:02pm Apr 13th, 2014
There was a joke I planned to include in Chapter 8 of A Royal Pain, but I forgot. Here's the changed passage:
Golden Grain stuck his muzzle into a small tub of earth, and came out with a worm in his lips. He stuck it on the hook of his fishing pole.
“I’m glad I didn’t just eat,” Blueblood said, disgusted.
Golden Grain laughed. “When you’re a colt growing up and playing on a farm, you get a lot worse in your mouth. Trust me.”
Blueblood shrugged and used his magic to bait his hook. “How in Equestria do you collect worms?” he asked.
“Just find a nice patch of soft earth, push your hoof in, and twist it around. The vibrations attract the worms to the surface, and then you pluck as many as you want.” Blueblood then watched as Golden Grain’s gaze traced upward. “I bet it’d work even better with a horn.”
“Yeah. Not going to happen.” He stared at his hook. “Now what?”
LOL! And EWWW!!!