50 Questions, Because Why Not? · 6:18pm Apr 11th, 2014
Howdy howdy, all! Well, my buddy and partner in MacDash crime, Captain Unstoppable, did one of these blogs yesterday. I wasn't going to forward it, but then my dog died, my mom got cancer, and there's this weird doll outside my window staring at me. SO, let's do this!
I'll answer them, then you do. If you do, you then repost it in your own blog. There's nothing really uber-taboo here, so why not play along, eh?
1. Are you male or female: Jake The Army Guy.
2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be: Earth Pony. Strength, stamina, durability. Silent and strong.
3. What would your cutie mark be: Microphone or something related to being loud.
4. Where in Equestria would you live: Probably Manehatten
5. What was the last criminal/illegal/or otherwise naughty act you have committed: I watched a movie for free on the internet, I guess.
6. Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible: Every time. I'm, like, a Stage V Brony.
7. Favorite piece of pony art (please keep it PG-13):
8. Do you own a car, if so what kind: 2011 Chevy Silverado LTZ
9. What is your dream car: Above
10. Or, f*** the car what kind of motorcycle do you have: Yamaha 950 V-Star
11. What is your dream motorcycle: Harley Fatboy
12. What is your dream mode of transportation: Jet pack
13. By the unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do: Head to the library and introduce myself.
14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary/Mary Sue, what is your reaction:
15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the main six, do you wish to return home or stay here: Stay, of course!
16. That question doesn’t matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction: 
17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other Fimfiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies: Captain U, because I need another metal head with me... and to torture him. Pilate, because he's always fun to talk to, and Dusk Quill, who could help me shape the Royal Guard into something badass.
18. You are stuck on a desert island, who would you want to be stucked with you and why: iunno
19. What was your favorite subject in school, recess and lunch do not count: Science
20. What was your least favorite subject in school: Math
21. Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across (Captain Unstoppable is a reasonable answer): PVT Fluttershy
22. What is your sport of choice: None
23. What sport do you just suck at: All
24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win: Pinkie Pie, of course. She'd just do this:
... and even Deadpool's heart would melt.
25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP: Doctor Who
26. What would your dream Heaven be: Either a never ending concert with a giant mosh pit, or some kind of eternal battle against evil, like rescuing lost souls from Hell.
27. Your personal hell: Eternal Drill Sergeant duty
28. Five favorite types of music: Metal
29. Sexual preference: ugh, my sexuality is a bag of coked-up cats...
30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favorite parody: FiW
31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Cherry Pepsi
32. Favorite drink with alcohol: White Russian
33. Do any martial arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind: Nope
34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be: Give Spike a bigger role. Little guy could be so much fun.
35. If you could have any superpower what would it be: Super Speed
36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have: Probably that.
37. Superhero, or Supervillain: Hero, of course.
38. Favorite movie of all time: Ghostbusters
39. Least favorite movie of all time: Worst movie I've ever seen that wasn't hilarious-bad or campy-bad was Twilight: New Moon. Watched it on a plane ride from the US to Korea, and I almost walked out of the theater. Just think about that for a second...
40. Batman vs. Captain America who would win and why: Batman, he's too cunning and more brutal.
41. Out of the main six, who would you want to go hang out with: Honestly? Pinkie Pie or Twilight
42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with: Shining Armor
43. Any pony you would want to date: Applejack
44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion: iunno
45. Any fears you would like to share: Spiders. Scared to death of spiders.
46. Is there a story behind this fear: When I was six, my family watched Arachnophobia. Right at the moment near the end when the huge spider jumps on Jeff Daniels' shirt, my sister jumped at me from behind the couch. I cried for two hours.
47. How did you find fimfiction: EqD
48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it: Give $10 million to each of my family members, donate a bunch to charity, and live comfortably, not excessively, but comfortable for the rest of my life.
49. You were Elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first: Fire all of congress and the Supreme court, put term limits on their jobs, end the Electoral college and instate the Three Choices voting system. Rest is up to America.
50. Did you enjoy test two, or do you think Captain Unstoppable is just wanting to get more people to like him: Yes.
1. Are you male or female:
2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be:
3. What would your cutie mark be:
4. Where in Equestria would you live:
5. What was the last criminal/illegal/or otherwise naughty act you have committed:
6. Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible:
7. Favorite piece of pony art (please keep it PG-13):
8. Do you own a car, if so what kind:
9. What is your dream car:
10. Or, f*** the car what kind of motorcycle do you have:
11. What is your dream motorcycle:
12. What is your dream mode of transportation:
13. By the unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do:
14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary/Mary Sue, what is your reaction:
15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the main six, do you wish to return home or stay here:
16. That question doesn’t matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction:
17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other Fimfiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies:
18. You are stuck on a desert island, who would you want to be stucked with you and why:
19. What was your favorite subject in school, recess and lunch do not count:
20. What was your least favorite subject in school:
21. Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across (Captain Unstoppable is a reasonable answer):
22. What is your sport of choice:
23. What sport do you just suck at:
24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win:
25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP:
26. What would your dream Heaven be:
27. Your personal hell:
28. Five favorite types of music:
29. Sexual preference:
30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favorite parody:
31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink:
32. Favorite drink with alcohol:
33. Do any martials arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind:
34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be:
35. If you could have any superpower what would it be:
36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have:
37. Superhero, or Supervillain:
38. Favorite movie of all time:
39. Least favorite movie of all time:
40. Batman vs. Captain America who would win and why:
41. Out of the main six, who would you want to go hang out with:
42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with:
43. Any pony you would want to date:
44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion:
45. Any fears you would like to share:
46. Is there a story behind this fear:
47. How did you find fimfiction:
48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it:
49. You were Elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first:
50. Did you enjoy test two, or do you think Captain Unstoppable is just wanting to get more people to like him:
1. Are you male or female: Evil has no gender. But you could call me male.
2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be: Earth Pony, nothing too special about me.
3. What would your cutie mark be: I would think it would be a Spartan shield, that looks really, really cool, but there would be a small heart in it somewhere because I am a closet romantic.
4. Where in Equestria would you live: Stalliongrand, sounds awesome.
5. What was the last criminal/illegal/or otherwise naughty act you have committed: Was going 130mph in a 70mph zone.
6. Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible: Fast forward 100x!
7. Favorite piece of pony art (please keep it PG-13): derpicdn.net/img/2012/7/4/31039/large.png
8. Do you own a car, if so what kind: KIA Soul that is green
9. What is your dream car: 1987 BMW 528e
10. Or, f*** the car what kind of motorcycle do you have: I want one...
11. What is your dream motorcycle: The Night Hog from Macintosh Apple: Ghost Rider
12. What is your dream mode of transportation: I would want Jason Statham to drive me anywhere I needed to go, as dangerous and over the top as possible.
13. By the unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do: Smash my head against a tree till I come to grips that I am now in a very bright and colorful place that does not know death metal or MMA
14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary/Mary Sue, what is your reaction: “You guys are so f***ed”
15. Congradulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the main six, do you wish to return home or stay here: Go home! Go home! Go home!
16. That question doesn’t matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other Fimfiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies: Jake the Army Guy, Karma Dash, and Bad Seed 72. They would enjoy it, and two of those people will help me make MacDash cannon!
18. You are stuck on a desert island, who would you want to be stucked with you and why: Leonard Nimoy. For you uncultured people out there this is the original Mr. Spok. I would want him on the island with me, because all those die hard Star Treck fans would spend every penny they had to find him, and all that time I would just chill with him.
19. What was your favorite subject in school, recess and lunch do not count: History
20. What was your least favorite subject in school: Math
21. Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across (Captain Unstoppable is a reasonable answer): Almost all the people I have ever tried to do a RP wtih on Fanfiction. No idea how to form more than one sentence, original characters, or not make themselves the main subject of the rp! No! You do not date Captain America, nor are you related to Iron Man, Spiderman, Dearedevil, and the Hulk!
22. What is your sport of choice: Cross Country
23. What sport do you just suck at: Everything else
24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win: No one, the world would explode
25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP: Dragonball Z!!!!
26. What would your dream Heaven be: Vahalla, all I want to do is eat, drink, have sex, and then go battle everyday with Vikings! All Hail Thor! My God has a hammer!
27. Your personal hell: Stuck on a roadtrip with someone who shares none of the same music taste, has to point out everything they see and read every sign, and suck between trucks.
28. Five favorite types of music: Rock, Country, A’cappella, Metal, and Alternative
29. Sexual preference: Straight
30. Watch any abridged series, or if you have no idea what that is, your favorite parody: Dragonball Z Abridged
31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Coke and Lemon Propel
32. Favorite drink with alcohol: Vodka on the rocks with sprite and two lemons
33. Do any martials arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind: I do mixed martial arts, in which I have boxing, Muay Thai, Russian Sombo, Krav Maga, Brazilian Jit Jitsu, and Savate in my arsenal.
34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be: That one of the stories on Fimfiction (preferably one with MacDash) was made into a episode.
35. If you could have any superpower what would it be, and why: Super intelligence. That way I can just make every other super power I want, and able to do almost anything I wanted!
36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have, and why: Immortality. This is because I won’t be like Victor Savage who uses his power of immortality very well and has almost taken over the world many times, I would be the human shield. Getting my ass kicked from one side of the Earth to the other side for the rest of eternity.
37. Superhero, or Supervillain: Supervillain. What’s life without some evil?
38. Favorite movie of all time: Between Secondhand Lions
39. Least favorite movie of all time: Dragonball Evolution
40. Batman vs. Captain America who would win and why, you do not care make up your own question: Captain America. The guy has fought in World War II, where he was dodging bullets in a all out war, in a bright colorful costume, and had a bright and colorful sidekick. Next, he was frozen for decades and when he was unfrozen he beat Iron Man, Giant Man, Thor, and Wasp in one go. Ultimate Soldier.
41. Out of the main six, who would you want to go hang out with: Rainbow Dash, seems like a fun time, and I could just suggest at times about how cool Big Mac is...
42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with: Big Mac, basically same reason as before and just get the two to date!
43. Any pony you would want to date: I am not into animals...I would date none of them. However, if I was a pony I will still date none, unless I can make one of ships happen! Bwhahahaha!
44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion: Tommy Lee Jones
45. Any fears you would like to share: I have a fear of flying insects, I will literally duck for cover when I hear one past by my ear.
46. Is there a story behind this fear: When I was little, a bug did fly in my ear and puncture my eardrum...and laid eggs...horrible, horrible times.
47. How did you find fimfiction: Fanfiction had no good MLP stories, and when I typed in MacDash on google I found my new home
48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it: Invest, and buy lots of guns!
49. You were Elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first: Communist and Terrorist...get ready for some Firepower.
50. Did you enjoy test two, or do you think Captain Unstoppable is just wanting to get more people to like him: I have a huge ego, I loved the attention
Not sure if that would work. Deadpool thinks the hottest women in all of the universe is Bea Author...imagine what he think is cute?
With you being a superhero and me a villain...we would have some funny battles.
*Cough* Agent Bentgrass *Cough*
Well, you sold me, I'm doing this.
Jerk.
What about eternal drill sergeant duty trying to straighten up those kids that won't get out of the damn mosh pit?
Implying your cutie mark wouldn't be a Smokey the bear hat.
C'mon battle :)
Nice. my uncle had a Fatboy.
Your #39 got a good chuckle out of me.
1. Are you male or female: Male
2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be: Unicorn! It's magic, dammit! Plus I'm a bit of an acrophobic and I'd make a lousy earth pony.
3. What would your cutie mark be: Think I'd still be a blank flank
4. Where in Equestria would you live: Manehatten or Canterlot
5. What was the last criminal/illegal/or otherwise naughty act you have committed: Downloaded songs I couldn't get in the U.S. for free
6. Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible: I always watch it
7. Favorite piece of pony art (please keep it PG-13):
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The whole gang havin' fun
8. Do you own a car, if so what kind: Dodge Ram '96 Durango... once I get my license
9. What is your dream car: Whatever doesn't cost me a fortune in gas
10. Or, f*** the car what kind of motorcycle do you have: Don't own one.
11. What is your dream motorcycle: Don't have a dream cycle
12. What is your dream mode of transportation: Anti-gravity skates
13. By the unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do: See if there's a way to turn into a pony
14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary/Mary Sue, what is your reaction: "WHAT!!!!!????!?!?!? You may have the wrong guy, but screw it, let's do this."
15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the main six, do you wish to return home or stay here: I've got family at home. Genetic desire to be with family.
16. That question doesn’t matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction: "......what?"
17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other Fimfiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies: FlimFlamBros, Jake The Army Guy, fluttershyismetal
18. You are stuck on a desert island, who would you want to be stucked with you and why: Someone with a strong cellphone that could pick up a signal anywhere so they can call for help.
19. What was your favorite subject in school, recess and lunch do not count: English (when it's not analytical) or math before calculus
20. What was your least favorite subject in school: World Geography and Chemistry
21. Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across (Captain Unstoppable is a reasonable answer): This idiot when I was a freshman who teased me for liking Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift and constantly asking if I was gay or something
22. What is your sport of choice: Soccer... I suck at nearly everything else, and I've got a few years of it under my belt
23. What sport do you just suck at: Basketball (I'm a shorty), Football (I'd get crushed, literally I'm 5'0'' and don't even weigh 110lbs. I would die), Tennis (I can't swing for crap), Baseball (I always end up ducking)... basically most things
24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win: Pinkie, no contest. Team her up with Discord, and you've got Deadpool wanting to join them as a trio
25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP: Revenge
26. What would your dream Heaven be: Everyone is nice, and everyone you ever loved is with you at all times, while everyone who has ever been horrible to you is nowhere in sight... and there's concerts every night
27. Your personal hell: A world without happiness and music
28. Five favorite types of music: Pop, Country, R&B, some Alternative, some Classic Rock, some Rap, I dabble in multiple genres
29. Sexual preference: Still figuring that out
30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favorite parody: Favorite pony parody... PONY.MOV
31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Big Red or Sweet Tea
32. Favorite drink with alcohol: Am only 18
33. Do any martials arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind: I did Akido back in 7th grade, and it was useless.
34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be: Include Spike in more group and friendship episodes because he is just as much of a member of the group. And also give him a music number with a good singing voice actor/actress
35. If you could have any superpower what would it be: Physic powers
36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have: Probably invisibility or super speed
37. Superhero, or Supervillain: Hero all the way.
38. Favorite movie of all time: The Avengers
39. Least favorite movie of all time: The Last Airbender
40. Batman vs. Captain America who would win and why: Batman. Because he's Batman
41. Out of the main six, who would you want to go hang out with: Probably Twilight or Pinkie
42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with: Spike.
43. Any pony you would want to date: Nah
44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion: Beyoncé
45. Any fears you would like to share: Dying alone, not making some kind of impact when I die, going back to that reclusive, friendless guy I was in 8th grade
46. Is there a story behind this fear: I've heard stories from my mom about people she's known that have died with almost no one feeling bad for their death. No one loved them, and I hate the thought of dying with out love of any kind. As for the friendless fear, I was a bit of a mess in 8th grade, and I don't want to go back to that. It doesn't feel good being alone and not having friends... I think that's one of the reasons I connect with the show
47. How did you find fimfiction: I saw this Sparity picture and looked for the source, I ended up on this page for For the Ones we Love by FlimFlamBros, gave it a read, two to three weeks later, I made an account.
48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it: Pay for braces, pay my college and my three siblings college, give enough for my parents to retire very comfortably, pay my brother's, and sisters' future and current braces and glasses, pay my family's debts, and give a million to each set of aunt and uncle, then save a million for myself throughout life, and donate the rest to various charities
49. You were Elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first: Replace Congress and find a way to quickly and legally legalize same-sex marriage for the entire U.S.A.
50. Did you enjoy test two, or do you think Captain Unstoppable is just wanting to get more people to like him?: Didn't know there was a test one.
I am severely disappointed that this chain thingy did not come with either the threat of being haunted by a murderous little girl if I failed to complete it or the promise that I would be kissed tomorrow and have the best day ever if I succeed in completing it.
Maybe you're already there and just haven't noticed yet.