What Are This? · 4:57pm Apr 10th, 2014
I've never made a blog before, so I have no idea what to put in a blog. Should I put updates on things here, or just random crap like math equations to help younger folks with their schoolwork and my favorite songs to listen to while writing? I have no ideas on what to do with a blog, so I'm just going to do the one thing Humans are good for: getting other people to do it for me! I'm so smart.
Yes, I've seen other people with 100+ blog posts, and most of the time they don't even say anything (not to detract from them, because what they do say is actually very clever and insightful). So in a stroke of genius, I've decided to talk about things that people have heard of and probably don't care about, just like all the famous YouTube vloggers do. Everything is coming together perfectly... Soon... Very soon, now, the world will be mine! And everybody will be forced to wear pink pants with neon blue shoes! And once that happens, I will be the most fashionable person on the planet, and all the ladies will be mine! MINE!!!!!!!!!
So now that you know my scheme (I refuse to say plot--God damn it!) I'll present you with a challenge. If you can stop me, you will get all the pie! Except Apple pie. I'm not giving that up.
Disregard my ramblings. I was very tired and I was listening to Gaslamp Funworks for hours without pause.
