50 Questions. Yeah it's silly, yeah I'm just following a trend, but I figured it might be a little fun. · 5:34am Apr 8th, 2014

1. What's your name? - Kyle

2. How old are you? -23, but turn 24 next month.

3. What country do you live in? -Currently? Well I got another 2-4 months in the middle east.

4. What do you look like? -Blond hair, glasses, and blue eyes. And proud of my Finn heritage.

5. Who do you wish you looked like? -Honestly, a swirling vortex of energy like I imagine other people online. Just seems so much simpler imagining people on who they appear to be instead of letting my mind prejudge on physical appearance. I know it's wrong, but it's hard not to do. It's kinda like painting a pretty picture one stroke at a time when you get to know someone on the internet without seeing their faces. But when you see what someone looks like in real life, their painting suddenly becomes partly filled in, and I prefer an abstract piece over a portrait.

6. How did you come across MLP? My friend was talking about it and I thought, No way am I going to get in that. But when I was home without the wife and back in Nebraska at the time, I found myself becoming curious and began secretly watching it while our friends were sleeping downstairs. Needless to say, I devoured it quickly.

7. Favorite Ship and Why? -Hmm, this is a hard one because my opinion changes from the stories I read. AppleDash might be the strongest from The Advent of Applejack, to which I recommend reading the prequel first to understand what is going on.

8. Least favorite ship? - PinkiexRarity comes to mind immediately. I haven't read that many ships, and most certainly not one with that combo. But I have a hard time imagining it.

9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies? -The wife, who I was able to convert :D

10. Were they family? -See question 9.

11. Favorite Episode? -The first two Discord episodes.

12. Favourite superhero? -The Flash.

13. Fave Anti-hero? -Can' think of one.

14. Fave Supervillain? -David Xanatos from Gargoyles, though he is only technically a villain in the beginning.

15. Fave antivillain? -Can't think of one.

16. The last book you read? -Oh gosh, I can't remember. Might be when I re-read the Eragon series.

17. Last movie you watched? -Steamboy for anime night at work.

18. Favourite song at the moment? -Ken Ashcorp - Crazy Chicks

19. Fave song you keep coming back to? -At this point I have like fifty for listening to while I write to help my mood.

20. Current job? -Military

21. What's your ideal future job? -Game Designer. Honestly, most games are these simple casuals with only better graphics. I was hoping the game industry would introduce more complex and interesting mechanics, and buff the AI to new levels. But it is coming to slow and I want to make games that I haven't seen other people do. I also want directional combat where where you hit an enemy is very important. Giant crab? Well, better aim for those joints. Also, I hate numbers combat. Looking at you WoW.

22. Dream job? -Honestly, paranormal hunter. Yeah yeah I know, but I like mystery and discovery. If there is an inkling for any of that to be real, I think it would be fun to be the one to figure out which is false and which is genuine.

23. What's your greatest achievement so far in life? -Getting married

24. Greatest Failure? -Almost ruining my marriage. Still working on it.

25. Do you have pets? -Two border collies and a cat with Sylvester markings.

26. What's your dream pet? -A domesticated red panda. Seriously, make those things pets and I guarantee they will no longer face extinction.

27. Any weapons you own? -A knife. Turned in my pistol two months ago since it wasn't needed anymore. Though technically it was a borrow at the time.

28. Any gun you want? -Not really.

29. What religion are you? -Agnostic. I think there is a higher power, but I know not what shape or form he/she/it/they exist in. Could be sentient, could just be a pool of energy.

30. If you could hang out with one historical person for day? -Nikola Tesla. I would get him to copy as much of his knowledge down so I could continue his work and help mankind as he desired.

31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day? -See question 30.

32. Are you political? -I like to talk about anything, and politics can get some detailed discussions. So yes for the enjoyment of conversation.

33. Are you married? -See question 9.

34. Do you have a special somepony? -See question 9.

35. Do you have a crush? -See question 9.

36. Care to explain? -Nope. Should be obvious now.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive? -Rarely.

38. If you could hang with any living person? -Bill Nye.

39. Favourite Pony? -Discord and Derpy have held the duel throne for favorite pony for a long time now.

40. Any embarrassing secrets? -I try to walk more smooth when I think other people are watching because I get self-conscious. That, and to hide the pain of my arthritis in my back.

41. If you've done any art or writing, what are you most proud of? -Second Princess of the Night is currently my largest project, and has the most planned for the future.

42. Are you a virgin? -See question 9.

43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets? -While growing up, set elaborate road blocks down my half a mile driveway in the woods when I knew friends where coming. They would think I was out in a tree nearby with my paintball gun and would crawl around my property for a safe way to my house when in actuality, I was playing Diablo 2 just waiting for them to walk through the front door.

44. Craziest thing you've done you do regret? -Speed raced once, was very fucking stupid of me.

45. Do you have a fetish? -Hypnosis. It's not really for the control factor, but more of the ability to make someone else feel pleasure. People are more open under hypnosis, and you can ideally make them feel a variety of great things. I like making other people feel good, and I think hypnosis is a great way for that if it works on someone.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish? -Kinda, but it's the internet. It's easier to be who you really are and paint your painting one stroke at a time :)

47. Fave FIM stories? -Just check out my favorites.

48. Fave quote? -For now,

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

-Albert Einstein

49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them? -I actively avoid doing this at all costs. I hate it. I would rather suffer then purposefully cause pain to someone else. In fact, it is one of the reasons my marriage is hurting is because I don't always be honest and open with my wife because I don't want to cause her any pain whatsoever. But in the end, that is hurting just as much if not more. So I am learning how to go about it right.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly? -Yes.

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