Eris's April Takeover, Part 2 · 10:18pm Apr 3rd, 2014
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
There was a strange Doppler effect as Elijah plummeted through the air during re-entry, landing with a very loud crash, forming a huge crater in the ground. After several seconds of stunned laying about, he slowly sat up with a groan, rubbing his head with his free hand.
"Okay... Cartoon physics. That means I'm not home yet... So where did Eris send me?"
His eyes widened and he froze as he heard a loud growling behind him, indicating some kind of large animal. Turning his head to look, he watched as a huge black creature stumbled out, its face comprised of a white mask with growing red markings and a very large mouth filled with red fangs.
"Oh. Great... Beowolves." Slowly and without any sudden movements, he rose up to his feet, reaching down into his laundry basket and pulling out a particularly rugged hawaiian shirt and twisting it into an impromptu rope. It wasn't much, but it would be all he needed.
"I guess that means I'm working on my RWBY fic for now..."
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Eris couldn't help chuckling as she looked down at her new ending for "Daughter of Chaos." It was so deceptively simple, so gracefully worded, her victory was airtight.
But the simplicity of it all also left her completely unfulfilled. She wanted to do the killing herself, to feel their lives slowly slip away through her hooves, ebbing away under the guise of torturous pain and neverending despair. To simply write "and then everyone died" was just too... detached.
"Well, perhaps I can be more creative with the next one... After all, if some loophole in my words lets Pennington survive, he'll die in Daughter of Chaos, anyway..." She smirked as she opened up a new story: "Penn and Stone: Dynamic Duo."
"Pennington is always pretty fun to kill, after all!"
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"HRRK! Hnnnnn..."
The last of the monsters let out a whimper as its neck snapped under the pressure of Elijah's grip. As it fell to the ground, he stood on its back and dusted off his hands, slinging the wrapped-up shirt over his shoulder. Taking a look at the skyline, Beacon Academy's spire made an easy landmark to spot, and he once again picked up his laundry basket and began walking.
"At least the dorms should have a place I can do my laundry..."
...W-what?! I... No... No, no, NO! Say it ain't so, please, just say it ain't so!
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Why?! Penn's my favorite character, ever...