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Chengar Qordath


I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

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Apr
2nd
2014

The New Wave of Goat-Based Fiction Has Arrived! · 1:13am Apr 2nd, 2014

Now that you've all seen "The Life and Times of a Winning Goat," I can unleash more previews of what I have planned. Let the goats sweep across all of FimFiction!

(Massive props to Comma-Kazie for goatifying all of my cover art. And equally massive apologies to InuHoshi for what we've done to her work.)

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Your joke is baaahhd, and you should feel baaahhd.

So many of them look like Loki.

I'll bury myself in the mouth of Snorlax for a week until this goat crud blows over.
Or until someone writes a story about all the fads that have ever passed through FIMFic. Peach Goats, Time Lords, Alicorn OCs, and the Wonders of... whatever insanty happens next.
Or until figs become a hit. I've got a story for that.

I made it around half way through the pictures before I realized they all had goat horns...

Baa Ram Me?

No. Baa Ram Ewe.

...Wouldn't it be, "Winning Goat: Road not taken?" :trollestia:

Need's more Harry Dresden.

You should definitely rework every story that you goat... I mean wrote.

Buy and download Goat Simulator. Game of the Year for 2014! Baaa!

Mate... I love your work, even if I don't agree with Cloud's behavior through much of it... \\as a fellow dude who quite regularly cranks out arts (along with scraping out literary abortions) all can do is sit in a corner and cry over the goat horns:fluttercry:

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I ran out of time. Alas for 24-hour days.

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as insane as this all is, I can't help but think that all these beloved characters look freaking awesome with horns... :rainbowdetermined2:

No Dresden goat? :fluttershysad:

Dat photoshop :coolphoto:

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