Apr
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Nopony Panic · 2:07am Apr 1st, 2014
So. Funny story.
So me and this other random schmuck were arguing over who would win in a fight: Rarity (if she were a serial killer) or Twilight (if she were in a timeloop). I know, ridiculous, right? It's clearly Twilight's to lose. But no, he had to be an obstinate freakin' fanboy...
Anyway, things got a little heated and there was some experimental unicorn magic involved... and experimental tequila recipes...
I'm sure we'll have this hashed out in no time.
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BronyWriter · 1,121 views
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Oh boy. Sounds dangerous.
Coordination!!!
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well this calls for a death battle... RLYOSHI get on it
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You have no idea...
If Twilight was in an infinite time-loop, she would win (eventually) on account of infinite potential experience to perfect the fight. If not: Rarity would win.
1970838
Sounds like an interesting night
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Well, obviously Twilight will have to win eventually. Every time Rarity kills her, she would come back to life at the beginning of her loop. Read "All You Need Is Kill," man.
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so this happened
1970838
I am now picturing a dictionary and a killer marshmallow locked in an eternal, time-looping battle.
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Except... it's impossible to lose in a time loop, unless it's impossible to win. Which it isn't...
1970858 Indeed? Fimfiction is going crazy.
So basically this year is "swap out your profile name/picture/identity with another user" day?
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If anyone is doing that, tell me at once so I can permaban them immediately. That's extremely against the rules!
Twilight would win, she has a much bigger penis.
1970899 April Fool's man. Come on, find a sense of humor!
I can't take this anymore! It's too much!
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... FOOKING PORTALS!
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As much as I love Rarity I have to agree with that statement...
1970951 I've learned a very important tidbit of info last month. Moderators' humor is very different than that of the users.
Seriously post a picture of Rarity's butt and face photoshopped in eachothers place (this was on mlpforums) and bam! Banned for two days!
This felt relevant also:
1971075 I saw that vid and I will admit I laughed. But it's April Fool's day. Niggas need to chill.
But... but it's not April yet!
1971149 Time zones...
1971149 different timezones
1971159 Well, duh, but my timezone's the only one that actually matters.
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From what I've seen mods don't chill they just give you a "warning" and tell you that you are questioning their authority when you try and appeal/argue against what they did. If you haven't figured out I'm still a little butthurt about the whole being banned and having my 3 favorite threads being locked down by mods on mlpforums.
Excuse me I need to have a mini rant somewhere.
They were called the Clop Survey, R34 Why, and something about ponyxhuman relationships, what were the mods expecting? Calm conversations between cloppers and noncloppers? Completely non sexual conversations on threads about sexual preferences? I mean considering I got warning for being off topic when not posting about my opinions on clop, but then I get warning points when I'm on topic talking about clop is BULLSHIT!!!! I swear mods didn't take them down just because they had over 700 posts in them, but they were sure looking for reasons to purge the site of "NSFW users"!!!!
Okay I'm done I'll crawl back to where I came from...
That moment this shows up twice because you watch both of the magnificent bastards involved in said argument >.>
You've done broke it. You've changed each others stories. What have you created.
I would've put my money on Time Looping Twilight.
The only correct answer is Pinkie Pie.
1971321 But then she'd have to do it over and over again. She'd lose a whole bunch, then win once, then win a whole bunch, then get sick of it, then Rarity would totally beat the shell out of her again.
*takes a look at the calendar, sighs*
So it's that time of the year again.
Personally I think TD in his thirties would beat them both to a pulp.
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Wait a minute! *bitchslaps himself* My two favorite fanfiction authors are pulling an April's joke together and I'm not totally overwhelmed by the sheer awesomeness of it all? I blame the lack of sleep.
I had to think for a few moments just who the hell you were. Guess you changed your name, and I missed the memo.
1971468 Not... quite.
1971528 Good Christ, I dug deeper and made myself confused.
I think it would depend on if Rarity had the element of surprise on her side, all she need do is drug Twi unconscious and she would win if she followed the basic TSoR formula. However if Twi was still stuck in the loop the surprise is gone and she would just obliterate Rarity as she wouldn't be able to compete with Twi's sheer magical power.
THIS FUCKING DAY!!!!!
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What the fuck?
I find it funny that I'm both following you and Bronywriter.
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I concur.
I mean, who still has an avatar with a Santa hat in April?
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I disagree. Even with the element of surprise. Twilight being in a time-loop would come back to life the morning of the loop [or for twists "The Evening the loop started" [if the 24 hr thing started at night *Thanks Luna, it's just what we need*]].
So no matter how many times Rares kills Twilight, Twilight would live again after being killed off. Until Twilight breaks the timeloop.
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I hope this is real because that'd be awesome. Time-loop Twilight and Killer Rarity. The only reason Twilight would win is because she can die indefinitely and come back from it the next time-loop iteration. Although it'd slaughter her psyche many time worse than the Changelings seeing as it's her friend.
At least you aren't bringing Rainbow Factory [or Rockets to Insanity] Dash, andCupcakes Pinkie Pie, to the party or Twilight would be mind f'd for life. Even if her friends did beat off their evil versions and "save her" or she got out of the loop somehow.
Best of luck to you.
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See the end bit of my comment.
After the 1st time rares get Twilight, she will know when and where rare will stick and just either TP elsewhere or just vaporize her.
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Missed that part
sorry. Although I wonder how long it'd take for Twi to go through a few loops of giving KillerRares a taste of her medicine.