Apr
1st
2014
Nopony Panic · 1:58am Apr 1st, 2014
So. Funny story.
So me and this other random schmuck were arguing over who would win in a fight: Rarity (if she were a serial killer) or Twilight (if she were in a timeloop). I know, ridiculous, right? It's clearly Rarity's to lose. But no, he had to be an obstinate freakin' fanboy...
Anyway, things got a little heated and there was some experimental unicorn magic involved... and experimental tequila recipes...
I'm sure we'll have this hashed out in no time.
Try the experimental vodka, that usually helps.
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so this happened
I forgot about the hell that is April Fools day on this website
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See? Independent corroboration. That's how you know it's completely legit.
You know this is way funnier for me because the person your talking about I'm following and I'm also following you LOL.
It's even worse than with Obs and Pen Stroke because you guys have a similar number of followers.
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Dat avatar.
I'm onto you, Eakin.
Why do people insist on making my head hurt... stop Switching Screen Names! It's hard enough to keep track of you guys!
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Thinking with...
That moment when this shows up twice because you watch both of the magnificent bastards involved in said argument >.>
Happy April Fools Day everypony! Welcome to an all day long of confusing and WTF moments!
I am so confused right now.
Good job. I think. My head hurts.
The only correct answer is Pinkie Pie.
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I know this must confusing, but I'm the one with the 'Cheerilee's Thousand' guest chapter. So that should clear everything up.
DISCORD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
I agree Twilight is obsiously the winner in this situation.
*takes a look at the calendar, sighs*
So it's that time of the year again.
Personally I think TD in his thirties would beat them both to a pulp.
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Wait a minute! *bitchslaps himself* My two favorite fanfiction authors are pulling an April's joke together and I'm not totally overwhelmed by the sheer awesomeness of it all? I blame the lack of sleep.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT EAKIN YOU LEGIT HAD ME THINKING YOU WERE FUCKING BRONY WRITER
1971526 Would that be a bad thing? Or a good?
1971325 But I wrote three Cheerilee's Thousand guest chapters! So there.
1971541 dude you and bronywriter responded to a comment regarding the same topic at the same fucking time and its not april for me yet...
So, you haven't answered the most important question.
After all of the unicorn magic shenanigans, did you actually get Twilight and Rarity to fight? I mean, yes, you've got the whole body-swap thing to work out, along with confused prereaders, existential crises, and the Hasbro Men in Black … but PRIORITIES, man, PRIORITIES!
1971541 Wait..... OMG IM SO CONFUSED NOW
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If we had, we'd have written it into a story. But after a few minutes it devolved into a sexy makeout session, so we figured you guys wouldn't be interested.
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Hm. Maybe we can still work with this.
Who's winning the sexy makeout session?
1971633 We can't agree on that either.
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In sexy makeout sessions, everypony involved is a winner. Also everypony watching.
You and Eakin need to do a collab fic...
Just Sayain.
Who would win: Rarity or Twilight?
Well, that answer is as obvious as you can get:
The audience.
Once the two of you sober up, and get over your April Fool's Day hangovers... don't ever write this story, OK?
One pony is powerful and the other one's sneaky... Either one could be instantly deadly, and the only question is who strikes first. Good thing they're friends, is all I can say about it.
hahahaha
What the fuck?
I smell a collab.
Unless this is just an April fools day prank.
I find it funny that I'm both following you and Eakin.
I do love this day, I really do.
Either FimFiction is really broken, or I'm losing my mind... At first I thought BronyWriter was Eakin's new name, because I saw the Hard Reset series listed on the right... But then you link to his profile, which is the same it's always been...
Then I thought BronyWriter was Horizon's new name, and the Hard Reset series was on his account now because he's continuing the series or something... but now I see Horizon in the comments.....
WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS!!!
the serial killer Rarity is also form a fic ? LINK NAO !!!!
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It's The Secret Life of Rarity by the handsome, charming, incredibly talented Eakin. God, I wish I were as awesome as he is.
What the #### is going on here? Is this some kind of April fools joke. What happened to BronyWriter?
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See you in a week.