The Document of PGS: In Other News (Chapter Titles) · 7:36am Mar 24th, 2014
As part of a way of motivating myself to finish the story before I die, I've laid out the remaining eight - count 'em, eight - chapters, and am now going to post their titles in here for posterity, and also to further motivate myself to stick to the outline.
I will also write bogus chapter summaries for them.
11. Rokovoj Bereg - During a routine examination of Angel Bunny's teeth, Fluttershy discovers a revival pill hidden in his molar! As it turns out, he's a deep-cover FOX agent, and Fluttershy has exposed him to enemies both foreign and domestic! Fluttershy must now learn valuable lessons about friendship and magic.
12. Venceramos - Twilight and Snake arrive at Dodge, and find Rainbow Dash knocking back shots of Neighquila in the local taco store. They join her, and, the next morning, the three of them find themselves in an unfamiliar room, hung over to hell and surrounded by the trappings of an interesting night! The three friends must piece together the events of the night before, using the magic of friendship to guide them.
13. Sing - Cain and Macbeth sing "Wind Beneath My Wings". When Luna finally tracks them down, she hears the song and realizes that they are truly beautiful souls. Luna learns a valuable lesson about friendship and magic.
14. Zanzibar Breeze - Applejack watches paint dry, and learns valuable lessons about friendship and magic.
15. Koi no Yokushiryoku - Uh-oh! Trenton takes off his mask and reveals that he was actually Paz Chico Amanda Strangelove Gustava Heffner the whole time! She and Snake wage epic battle upon the beaches of Horseta Rica, while Twilight Sparkle sings Love Deterrence, and learns valuable lessons about friendship and magic in the process.
16. Show Time - Snake and the Mane Six arrive in Canterlot for the debut of Celestia's new stand-up show, "You've Tried The Rest, Now Try Celest". When things don't go as planned, Twilight must use all the lessons she's learned about friendship and magic to talk her mentor out of swallowing a beehive.
17. Debriefing - (YOU MUST BE EIGHTEEN OR OLDER)
18. Epilogue - Philanthropy - Snake donates all of his money to the local orphanage, and lives the life of an ascetic in the woods. It turns out that the story was a fantasy novel written by Otacon to raise money for Bladewolf's chainsaw transplant surgery. It makes sixteen trillion dollars. The end.
I.
Crie.
Evrtim.
Now, I love spoilers as much as the next guy, but this is UNACCEPTABLE!!
Guess I'll have to read something else now
"Bladewolf's chainsaw transplant surgery"
That made me laugh harder than a lot of things today.
1952872 I might have to write a story called "You've Tried The Rest, Now Try Celest(ia)" now.
1953192 Judging by the title, something tells me Celestia's gonna pursue a hobby out of her royal duties that turns into an enjoyable moonlighting job
Might give it a read
Friendship and magic! Friendship and magic! Friendship and magic! Friendship and magic! Friendship and magic! Friendship and magic! Friendship and magic! Friendship and magic!
FRIEEEEEEEEEEEENDSHIIIIIIIIIIIP
The Angel one needs to be written.
Nothing about scissors? I am disappoint. :(
Rest? Hahahahahahhaa