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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 165 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 232 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 247 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 259 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 286 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Mar
22nd
2014

My roommate dreams of changelings. · 2:30am Mar 22nd, 2014

My roommate, who doesn't read fanfiction or watch MLP, who had no idea what a changeling was, told me about her dream where she was being chased by an anthropomorphic queen chrysalis and mind controlled emotionally drained husks.

She was telling me how she had this dream, where she was being chased by a flying black humanoid creature that spoke with an echoey voice and 'zombies'. I showed her the scene from canterlot wedding where chrysalis revealed herself to everypony, my roommate said the voice was the exact same, this was after I identified the 'dream bug' as a changeling queen.

I then showed her an image of an anthropomorphic queen chrysalis on google images, she told me that the image was almost exactly what she saw in her dream. I then went on to explain the whole husk idea that some changeling writers have, where if a creature is drained completely, and is being mind controlled, they act almost exactly like 'zombies'.

My roommate has never watched any MLP after season 1, and she has never even heard of changelings.

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