A normal day in the FIM Fiction IRC · 3:56am May 19th, 2012
[23:38] <Alexstrazsa> Does this involve Nick Cage
[23:38] <%Vargras> Yes
[23:38] <%Vargras> It is The Wickerman, ponified
[23:39] <%Vargras> (No not really)
[23:39] <MobileDeluxe> OH GOD, VAR.
[23:39] <MobileDeluxe> DON'T EVEN GO THERE
[23:39] <Alexstrazsa> That would be the best fic
[23:39] <MobileDeluxe> It is Con Air ponified
[23:39] <bridgebrain> Wut
[23:39] <%Vargras> EQD needs a filter
[23:39] <%Vargras> That changes all pony names to Nicholas Cage
[23:39] <%Vargras> No, wait
[23:39] <%Vargras> FIM Fiction needs that
[23:40] <%Vargras> So that all the shipfics become Nicholas Cage x Nicholas Cage
[23:40] <Obselescence> Nicholas Cage fucked Nicholas Cage's horsevagina with great care.
[23:40] * TiramisuTales rolls in.
[23:40] <TiramisuTales> What.
[23:41] <MobileDeluxe> Nicholas Cage held Nicholas Cage close to her, leaning her head in. "I love you," Nicholas Cage said.
[23:41] <Obselescence> "I'm a vampire," replied Nicholas Cage.
[23:41] <MobileDeluxe> Nicholas Cage pulled away. "I...I can't do this any more, Nicholas Cage..."
[23:41] <Skull025> Nicholas Cage rubbed her rainbow mane before gently rubbing her wings.
[23:41] <Skull025> Nicholas cage looked up into those great eyes.
[23:41] <Skull025> "Nichoas Cage"
[23:41] <MobileDeluxe> Nicholas Cage looked openly distraught. She folded her wings in. "What? Why?" she asked.
[23:42] <Skull025> Nicholas cage said
[23:42] <Skull025> I'm afraid
[23:42] <Tails_155> PUBLISH THIS
[23:42] <Obselescence> "Not the bees!" screamed Nicholas Cage
[23:42] <NorsePony> You've just given me the best idea ever. Meeting John Malkovich, ponified. Specifically the scene in which he goes into his own head.
[23:42] <MobileDeluxe> Nicholas Cage turned away. "I...I don't know, Nicholas Cage. I mean, we're both girls, and--"
[23:42] <Obselescence> "Don'y you remember what happened last time???"
[23:42] <Skull025> "Of What?" said Nicholas cage, his dragoneqqe body curling around Nicholas Cage sensually
[23:42] <%Vargras> lmfao
[23:42] <%Vargras> What have I done
[23:42] <Scootalloo> indeed...?
[23:42] <Tails_155> Vargras: you must make a fake fic and pubish it somewhere for this
[23:43] <MobileDeluxe> "Does that matter? I love you, and you love me!" Nicholas Cage flared her wings. "Isn't that enough!?"
[23:43] <Skull025> Nicholas, What would my friends think. Nicholas cage would not want to throw a party, and after that thing you did to nicholas cage.
[23:43] <@ScyStorm> Vargras <3
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Also, why am I erect
What is this? I don't even...
Whatever, Nicholas Cage x Nicholas Cage is my new OTP.
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Too much Nicholas Cage for you to handle.
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I'M A BUTTERFLY. BONER. A-HOLE. NOT THE BEEEEEEEEEES
Nicholas Cage loomed over Nicholas Cage, laughing, a malevolent glint in his jaundiced eyes.
"So, Nicholas Cage," Nicholas Cage said, "here we are, alone, with none of your friends here to help you."
"What do you want, Nicholas Cage?!" Nicholas Cage shouted, digging her hooves into the soft loam of the forest floor.
"Why, you, of course," Nicholas Cage said smoothly. Nicholas Cage reeled back as, with a snap of Nicholas Cage's talon, she found herself wearing a scandalous set of socks and a sheer black top.
"Just like that," Nicholas Cage said, leering.
...This needs to happen. Somehow.
Vargras is now best pony
do this
do it now, filly
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I really need to go on chat more.
This is actually terrible...
Why am I laughing?
I'd ask where this idea came from, but I've seen this kind of pattern all too often before. May be a Euclid level SCP. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Twilight_Sparkle.png
I'm going to have to ask that you step aside so I can ask you a few questions, Mr. Vargras. You may be suffering from memetic contamination.
One of these days I'm hoping I say something insane enough to be featured in one of Vargras's irc blog posts.
Let it be known that I am trying
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This is like... the only one I've ever made. You know that, right?
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LET A MAN DREAM DAMN YOU