Questions To My Followers + General Updates On Stuff · 4:38am Mar 12th, 2014
Been a while since I did anything fun with blogs, so I figured 'why the hell not.' Gotta keep the troops entertained after all!
Now before you get too excited, I gotta get business outta the way first!
...I know! You want fun stuff, but I'll forget if I do it too early.
I promise to make it short, k?
1. Random Acts of Generosity will be updated soonish. The newest chapter was technically done, but due to technical issues... a lot of progress was lost. I'm in full recovery and rewrite mode though, so it shan't be long
2. New one shot sometime this week. It is done, it's just awaiting a nice round of spit 'n polish from my team. It was going to be another week, but the recent loss of RAoG's chapter pushed me to get it done. Keep you guys happy while I fix things
..see? Now that wasn't so bad was it
Now onto questions for you guys for once.
You plague me with AMA stuff on a regular basis, so time to turn the tables
1. Be you man or woman?
2. Have you ever seen a piece of wonderful adult art, and thought to yourself, 'Man, I really want to doodle faces on that penis."?
3. Would you rather be an Earth Pony, Pegasi, or Unicorn? Why?
4. Going to Bronycon 2014, August 1st-3rd? (Free broohoofs if you go!)
5. What's some good music you've been listening to lately?
6. Where do you hail from? What's it like there?
7. Remember the good ol' days when we had a word-count meter? What do you remember the highest number being that you had?
8. What's one of the most embarrassing things you've ever done, and can talk about?
9. What's your favorite story of mine? ~OR~ What's your least favorite story of mine that you just absolutely hate?
10. Marry one, Fuck one, throw the third a cliff. Your choices are Celestia, Luna, and Cadance.
11. Luna asks to gobble your backside. wat do
There you have it. Enjoy~
Drawn by Sinrar.
Man
No. But I have seen wonderful pieces of art, and then thought to myself, "Man, I really want to doodle penises on their faces."
Earth. Because Pegasi and Unicorns don't exist, silly.
No. Buy me a $1400 plane ticket and I might, though, ay?
Chocolate - The 1975
Beggin' - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
Counting Stars - OneRepublic
I come from the sun. At least, it's hot enough here to feel like it.
3, I think. 3 or 4.
One time I walked around the entire day with my pants on backwards. It was a new set of pants. I only realised it was backwards when I went to the toilet and was remarking to myself how convenient it was to have a zip for the poopies. And then I wet myself.
All of 'em. And I'm not telling you which of the two questions I'm answering.
I would Marry, Boff and THEN Kill Cadence, and force the other two to dance for me which I smeared peanut butter all over their horns. Mmm hmm. Mmm hmmm.
Wake up.
I'll be anything you want me to be, baby. dl.dropbox.com/u/21167245/FiMFiction/Emoticons/misc_Spit_sexy.png
All the time. I have an entire folder of it!
...Other people do that, too, right? Right?!
Pegasus, probably. Just 'cause.
Yep! roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/flutterhooray.gif
Virginia. Boring; no bronies around my area.
That, uh... That thing we did, erm, at Bronycon, off in that stairwell. Remember? The thing with the Cloud Sisters, two bottles of Astroglide and the Spitfire fursuit? Yeah, that.
It's a tie between RAoG and TLAL. I'd be happy with an update to either.
Luna, 'cause Luna. Tia, 'cause Hot Cakes, and Cadance, 'cause she can fly away~
Only if she lets me do it in return!
1. *looks down pants* Yep, still a dude.
2. ...yes.
3. Pegasus. I'dunno.
4. No...
5. "Alone and Forsaken" by Hank Williams. I like old music.
6. Bumfuck, Nowhere. Boring.
7. As in words read? Um... 2 million or so.
8. I ripped ass in an empty elevator while in there by myself, nearly died waiting to get to my floor.
9. 'To Love a Goddess'. Duh.
10. Marry Celestia, fuck Celestia, and they all have wings. You forgot the 'or' dipstick.
11. Ask what she means, and precede from there.
"NOTIFICATIOOOON!!!"
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TOO LAAAAAAAATE!!! SHAKE IT, BAKE IT, EARTHY-QUAKE IT! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!
... So I guess you want me to respond to the questions?
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1. Be you man or woman?
man
2. Have you ever seen a piece of wonderful adult art, and thought to yourself, 'Man, I really want to doodle faces on that penis."?
I try hard to stay away from adult art. I don't like it, and I want nothing to do with it, so of course I haven't thought about that.
3. Would you rather be an Earth Pony, Pegasi, or Unicorn? Why?
Pegasi. I'm an athlete at heart, and the thought of being able to fly really fast and do awesome tricks gives me great pleasure. I'd love to be a wonderbolt someday if it were possible, and don't get me started on races. I'd give dash a run for her money.
4. Going to Bronycon 2014, August 1st-3rd? (Free broohoofs if you go!)
I wish, but I don't have the time or money...
5. What's some good music you've been listening to lately?
Brony music of course, some of it's really awesome
Right now my new favorite songs are laughter by acoustiMandopony, full moon by Przewalski's ponies, and any song that Gatopaint and shadowcatkirara collaborate on.
6. Where do you hail from? What's it like there?
Sunbury, Ohio. It's a nice small town that is growing very quickly, so I get the best of both world's country and city. I also go to school at The Ohio State University, so I kind of live in Columbus as well.
7. Remember the good ol' days when we had a word-count meter? What do you remember the highest number being that you had?
I honestly have no clue as to what this question is talking about. So, I'll skip it.
8. What's one of the most embarrassing things you've ever done, and can talk about?
I've had too many embarrassing moments, and I've tried very very hard to block them from my mind. It's worked for the most part, so I can't remember any off the top of my head.
9. What's your favorite story of mine? ~OR~ What's your least favorite story of mine that you just absolutely hate?
I started following you after I read "to love a Goddess", it's definitely my favorite story you've written. Still waiting for the third part (just a joke, please don't kill me)
10. Marry one, Fuck one, throw the third off a cliff. Your choices are Celestia, Luna, and Cadance.
Damn.... you have to make this hard on me don't you... I'll start with the easy one, marry Luna. I would probably fuck Celestia. Finally, I'd go Shining Armor on Cadence as I throw her off a cliff to catch a very important item and bring it back to us, saving the day from danger! (Hah! found a loophole)
11. Luna asks to gobble your backside. wat do
Well, first I'd have to pinch myself, so I know it's not a dream. Afterwards I would of course follow my princess's command, afterall I am her loyal subject.
1. Be you man or woman? Man
2. Have you ever seen a piece of wonderful adult art, and thought to yourself, 'Man, I really want to doodle faces on that penis."? No
3. Would you rather be an Earth Pony, Pegasi, or Unicorn? Why? Unicorn. Because I like to challenge myself, and I am in no way at all athletic. That, and I'v always wanted to do magic.
4. Going to Bronycon 2014, August 1st-3rd? (Free broohoofs if you go!) Sadly, probably not.
5. What's some good music you've been listening to lately? Evening Star: To Build an Army
6. Where do you hail from? What's it like there? I hail from Texas. The weather changes on a whim.
7. Remember the good ol' days when we had a word-count meter? What do you remember the highest number being that you had? Wasn't a brony back then.
8. What's one of the most embarrassing things you've ever done, and can talk about?
9. What's your favorite story of mine? ~OR~ What's your least favorite story of mine that you just absolutely hate? Haven't read enough of them to make a valid opinion.
10. Marry one, Fuck one, throw the third a cliff. Your choices are Celestia, Luna, and Cadance. Marry Luna, because she is best anything. Fuck Cadance. Throw Celestia off a cliff, making sure her wings are tied and she can't use her magic. It's also a very long drop.
11. Luna asks to gobble your backside. wat do? Why not?
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Kidding. I know I'm a slowpoke trying to go up a hill of molasses.
1. I BE A PIRATE MATEY! ARGH!
(seriously, are there females on the net?)
2. LOLNO
3. Can't I be a griffon?
4. Hope so. My faggot friends are all 'waaa, I don't have monies.' And I'm like 'charge it.'
5. Do ponies count?
6. Chicago. It's freezing balls cold in winter, and sweating balls hot in summer, with lots and lots of awesome days in between. Phoenix can eat a dick, btw. Chicago is my home.
7. Of reading you mean? Honestly didn't care.
8. You know I actually have to think about this one. I don't get embarrassed easily.
9. Love a Goddess. Haven't read enough of yours to absolutely despise one yet.
10. Marry one, Fuck one, throw the third a cliff. Your choices are Celestia, Luna, and Cadance. <- in that order. Thankfully Cadence can fly, otherwise I'd feel really bad about that!
11. Pull my pants down, make bedroom eyes in the sleeziest manner possible, smack my ass, and say 'gobble all you want princess' in a 'butter-yo-bread' voice.
1919157 1. All of the above... that option usually saves me.
2. No, since I am against the use of magic markers... I’m a science-guy. (wut)
3. Earth Pony, so I can be racist against the other cultures and complain about how much easier they have it. WHOOOOOOO!!!
4. You’re my ride, you tell me.
5. It's got "prostate", "swag", and "iota" in it, so you KNOW it's good!
6. The North. It’s like Colorado only without the weed... so it’s basically nothing...
7. No I don’t, so I’ll resort to my imagination to picture a number...... 4-point-six words.
8. Does being associated with you count? OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
9. Knob-less Ob-li-gay.
10. Marry Luna, Fuck Cadance, friggin’ piss off the cliff onto Celestia’s corpse... which is okay... because MACGRUBER does it... and no, you don’t get a link to that one. YOU LOOK IT UP!
11. I’d simply say two words: “You first!”... Then offer to do so for her so as to be generous.
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the ma-an
Yes I am, yes I am, yes I a-am
Yes...
Pegasus. I want wings. Flying, wingplay, wing shrugs, etc
Quite possibly. Thanks for reminding me that I should think about whether I'm brave enough to run an artist's booth.
Ummmm...
30 Seconds to Mars
Diadema (I have no idea whether this is the actual name or not)
Mind Reflections (good luck finding them)
Somewhere over there ---->
It finally got warm and I got to open the windows. Later today it's going to drop 40 degrees and maybe freeze again.
It's also very brown. Where are colorful ponies when you need them?
Word count meter? What? If you're talking my personal chapter best then I'm sitting somewhere around 46,000.
"I'll put on my 'holy priest' persona."
My coworker was warning me about her kids being little hellions and I meant to say something like 'I'll just stay aloof.' Aloof = 'holier than thou' = priests are 'holier than thou'. Yeah, my brain mashed those thoughts all into one seriously fucked up statement (pretending to be a priest around kids? WTF brain!).
This is why I (try to) edit every thought that might pass my lips.
To Love a Goddess
To Love a Mortal
Where's the next one?! Huh?!
The marriage of Celestia and I will take place on top of a cloud building elevated thousands of feet up in the air. At the reception Cadance will get seriously drunk and Celly and I will accidentally bump her off the edge as we try and figure how a pony and human can dance together without looking too awkward (hint: you can't). We'll dive down after her - she's too drunk to fly - and she'll try and save herself with magic, instead casting a massive love burst spell - she's too drunk to magic properly. Luna will be late to this wedding as well and me, Celestia, Cadance, and Luna will all collide just as Cadance's spell goes off. Fortunately two of the three princesses are not (completely) drunk and still capable of flying. Trust me when I say that's not rain falling down beneath four of us. It's far too sticky.
All three with all three! Mid-air, bitches!
See my answer to question #10.
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This guy
I am an Asian male... (not really Asian)
Not that I can think of. Despite how weird I am on the site, I'm a fairly clean dude.
Unicorn, cause magic and shit. I mean, Earth Ponies don't get anything special and there are spells to make unicorns get wings.
Nope. Too poor and such. Besides, I think I've said this before in an old post: going alone sounds lame.
Playlist I listen to while I write. Otherwise, I don't really listen to much other than what's on the radio.
South Florida. It's hot as a nutsack. U jelly?
Word count meter? I remember it, but I don't remember if it was words read or written. Either way, I don't know. Few million?
The time that my first girlfriend cried during our first time having sex saying "This was a mistake." That probably tops it. Otherwise, I'd say dropping out of college. Back in now though
Would you be shocked if I told you I never read a single one of your stories? I forget why I follow you honestly. I think it was because we said a lot of funny things with each other at some point.
I think that's it. You followed me first, were pretty badass, and so I followed you... maybe.
Well I assume that you pulled a derp when you chose the term "throw off a cliff," because big load of whoop that would do. Instead, I'll assume she dies anyway because... tits? Also, I'm going to assume that "fuck" means one time without any negative consequences and "marry" means... well... a normal marriage with normal sex such. AKA: fuck = one time. Marry = regular.
Marry Cadance, fuck Luna, kill Celestia.
Cadance is because she is as close to the Goddess of Love as you can get. Not even getting to the ideas of sexy time, just imagine how amazing she would be to you? She would love and care for you like nobody else could ever. Plus, out of all the princesses, she seems like the one that you could get to know and talk to like a normal "person," rather than walk on eggshells for quite a while.
Luna is because she's the GOD DAMN GODDESS OF THE NIGHT (kinda). Imagine how much she knows how to do! Dayam gurl!! Plus her cutie mark is fucking awesome (only one I know of that actually takes up more than just her flank, but actually her entire rear). I find this cool.
Celestia because... well... she's like a lesser version of Luna. Same shit, but doesn't have the night time goddess factor shit going on. Not as many positives as the others.
Of course, this is assuming the sun didn't burn out and kill anything in the process. If that happened, I'd have to Marry Luna (moon still important), Fuck Celestia (eh, still good poon), and kill Cadance (sorry babe. Take one for the team).
Backside as in literal back: Umm... probably have to take it, because magic and flying and all.
Backside as in butt: Probably the same as the first.
Backside as in anus: Well... I did say she was the one I'd fuck, soooooooooo
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You are not fucking allowed to leave it at that. Seriously. That is too amazing of an opener.
I remember it was read! How could I forget that (and the massive rawr rawr explosion that Knightly got from removing it). It was a few million, but I don't remember the exact number (obviously).
Reading other people's lists, its kinda funny that nobody remembers what this was!
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Damned newcomers
Fuck it.
1. Be you man or woman?
I am a MAN.
2. Have you ever seen a piece of wonderful adult art, and thought to yourself, 'Man, I really want to doodle faces on that penis."?
Yes, and I did and submitted it to /mlp/ and chuckles were had.
3. Would you rather be an Earth Pony, Pegasi, or Unicorn? Why?
I would be a unicorn. I wouldn't have hands to everyday things would be super-hard to do without the exact nature of our fingers. Plus magic motherfucker, I can possibly get wings another way. If I was a human-turned-unicorn I would still know the general basics of aerodynamic flight models and craft a glider. Jump off of Canterlot and fly to Ponyville.
4. Going to Bronycon 2014, August 1st-3rd? (Free broohoofs if you go!)
Hell no. I love ponies but not that much. Besides, answer 6.
5. What's some good music you've been listening to lately?
Mushroom Jazz 5 is still one of my all-time listening albums for writing. However Hide from The Bloody Beetroots is pretty good too for jamming out. A Foot In The Door - a collection of Pink Floyd singles - is one of my favourite albums.
6. Where do you hail from? What's it like there?
Vancouver Canada. It's a great place with too many fucking hippies. Tons of vegans who think they are superior because they live "cruelty-free" lifestyles and others who "don't poison themselves with non-organic foods that have gluten."
However, if you are American let me put it this way: I live in a country where the majority of the people don't WANT a gun, let alone know where you can even get one. I wake up in the morning knowing that if I get into a car accident, break both my legs and somehow contract cancer and AIDs at the exact same moment, EVERY SINGLE PENNY (which we don't have anymore) would be paid by the government.
Imagine knowing that if you got sick, you country cares more about making you better than making money off of you.
7. Remember the good ol' days when we had a word-count meter? What do you remember the highest number being that you had?
Word count meter? I guess I wasn't here for that. However I did write a review in Word that came out to 2k words once.
8. What's one of the most embarrassing things you've ever done, and can talk about?
I have many times where I have been embarrassed. However none of them amounted to anything consequential. Alas, I am going to pass on this one.
9. What's your favorite story of mine? ~OR~ What's your least favorite story of mine that you just absolutely hate?
I only know RAOK
10. Marry one, Fuck one, throw the third a cliff. Your choices are Celestia, Luna, and Cadance.
Marry Luna because she is the most "human" in my eyes philosophically.
Fuck Celestia because she has a flank I could spank for days.
Toss Cadance off a cliff because she is an alicorn who has wings and can fly. Besides, she's been thrown by Shining Armor. I wanna break his record.
11. Luna asks to gobble your backside. wat do
Like eat or playfully nibble? Stick my ass out and when she taketh a nibble...
Oh boy, this'll be fun.
1. A man, even if I don't always act like one.
I followed you because you were a cool guy at Bronycon.
2. Not really. I was much more tempted to doodle a penis on a face once or twice.
3. Unicorn, because I'm a wuss who doesn't like physical activity that much. I know it's a bit cliche because who wouldn't want to use magic, so I guess earth pony is my backup plan. Pegasi scare me sometimes.
4. Absolutely! Last time was an incredible amount of fun. This time should be even better since I know what I want to do now.
5. Oh jeez, where to start? Well, I've only just discovered Pixies and The Stone Roses, who are pretty big in alt-rock history. Thee Oh Sees' Floating Coffin album was kind of a groovy trip, and Mikal Cronin's MCII was pretty good too.
6. Richmond, Virginia. I live in the heart of the city, which is kind of dinky compared to Baltimore or NYC. It's just urban enough for me and I'd be content to live there for a few more years. If only I could get better parking!
7. No, I actually don't. And even if I did, I'm kind of bad at putting actual words down, so... zero?
8. When I was in seventh grade I was caught looking at fetish porn in class.
9. I have yet to read any of your stories. Sorry.
10. I'd throw Cadence off the cliff, because we all know how good she is at that, and... shoot, this is tough. I think I'd rather marry Celestia because she'd be much gentler in day to day life, whereas Luna can give me the best wet dream of my life.
11. If she can guarantee my safety, I'd say yes... and probably find out that she was joking. Awkwardness ensues.
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Can we PLEASE not talk politics and national dick-measuring in this thread? Pretty please?
1. Be you man or woman? - Man
2. Have you ever seen a piece of wonderful adult art, and thought to yourself, 'Man, I really want to doodle faces on that penis."? - Have not seen adult art, but I'm sure that would be my first inclination
3. Would you rather be an Earth Pony, Pegasi, or Unicorn? Why? Earth Pony. Just what I would prefer.
4. Going to Bronycon 2014, August 1st-3rd? (Free broohoofs if you go!) Can't. Love to, but can't.
5. What's some good music you've been listening to lately? Country music.
6. Where do you hail from? What's it like there? 'Merica, but the Air Force loves to move you around.
7. Remember the good ol' days when we had a word-count meter? What do you remember the highest number being that you had? Over nine-thousand… What, were you expecting me to shout it?
8. What's one of the most embarrassing things you've ever done, and can talk about? …. Skipping over this one.
9. What's your favorite story of mine? ~OR~ What's your least favorite story of mine that you just absolutely hate? I enjoy all of your stories and thusly have no least favorite or favorite.
10. Marry one, Fuck one, throw the third a cliff. Your choices are Celestia, Luna, and Cadance. Marry Luna, Fuck Celestia (and I mean that as in she's not worth my time while I have Luna), throw Cadance off a cliff (seemed to work out pretty well for her husband, so why not give it a shot myself)
11. Luna asks to gobble your backside. wat do? "Are you coming on to me?"
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Democrats are the cordyceps of the American Government. Draining the life-force of hard-working individuals so that they may kill them and spread their own pollen.
Does that answer your question?
1. Be you man or woman?
Aye be a man, arrr!
2. Have you ever seen a piece of wonderful adult art, and thought to yourself, 'Man, I really want to doodle faces on that penis."?
No, actually. I do always feel the need to touch a statue's private parts.
3. Would you rather be an Earth Pony, Pegasi, or Unicorn? Why?
Well, considering most unicorns' magic is rather limited, I'd have to go with being a pegasus! Flying and walking on clouds all day! Yeah!
4. Going to Bronycon 2014, August 1st-3rd? (Free broohoofs if you go!)
Nope, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too far away....
5. What's some good music you've been listening to lately?
Between The Buried And Me, Steel Panther, Exivious(!!!), and I just found this album teaser of Conquering Dystopia, which sounds awesome!
6. Where do you hail from? What's it like there?
The Netherlands! And it's nice and sunny right now, miraculously!
7. Remember the good ol' days when we had a word-count meter? What do you remember the highest number being that you had?
That was before my time....
8. What's one of the most embarrassing things you've ever done, and can talk about?
Probably getting drunk and making out all night with some girl I barely knew and didn't even find attractive in the first place...
9. What's your favorite story of mine? ~OR~ What's your least favorite story of mine that you just absolutely hate?
I like TLAL, but that one seems to be dead. RAOG is good too.
10. Marry one, Fuck one, throw the third a cliff. Your choices are Celestia, Luna, and Cadance.
Marry Luna, Fuck Celestia and throw Cadence off a cliff, just like her husband did. (Okay, that was a tower, I know. Sheesh, details....)
11. Luna asks to gobble your backside. wat do
Raise my right eyebrow, cross my arms, smirk and ask in a teasing tone of voice: "Why what do you mean by that, love?"
You made this, right? Seems plausible...
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Oh, well, y'know. It was just this, erm, thing we did. Couldn't have managed without the Astroglide, though it made a huge mess, and don't even get me started on the fursuit.
Pretty wild few hours. Ed left with a pretty nasty twisted ankle and a limp, and I couldn't feel anything below my waist. Swear I'd lost like ten pounds by the time we got back to the hotel room.
1919689 Too bad and seven inches.
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True story*
My ankle was all fucked up for the whole weekend
But was that going to stop me?
HELL NO
*except the sexy part*
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Go talk it out with Chivalry. I have a feeling you and he would get along great.
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Is that a proven fact?
I'm sure we can easily find out. roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/emot-rd-leer.png
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1920484 We are bigger and on top, America is Canada's bitch.
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Well shoot, why wouldn't I uproot my life to move to a country full of people with your sense of politeness and humility if not for some sort of genetic mental deficiency?
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Ladies? There gonna be a problem here?
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Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty. However, how about a little bit of both?
Canada: Don't try to deny it: you are America's little brother. Sure, you maybe be bigger in landmass, but that's like saying Alaska is very very powerful compared to New York State. Let's face it, not even close! Also, let's be real, if anyone were to invade you for whatever reason, I'm fairly certain every American would enlist in a heartbeat to go and play RL CoD or something else losers play nowadays. Some people are envious of your healthcare sure, but if you will excuse me, I'm going to go excercise my Constitutional right to Free Speech... something Canadians don't have.
America: Let's face it: while we say Canada is our little brother, we are the drunken brother that comes to a party uninvited, drinks all the beer, then fucks his best friend's girl. Canada loves us, but dammit we do stupid shit sometimes. Not only that, but we are some pretty bloodthirsty, stuckup, and irrational dudes. We are some of the biggest "religious" 1st world countries, yet we loooooove the idea of gunning people down (movies and such, ya know).
Florida (AKA, me): Just this.
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1921457 Baby, forget about them. Let's just focus on us. Hmm?
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WHOA WHOA WHOA I do agree with you on points and I will drop it, but I gotta fix something you REALLY fucked up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech_in_Canada
Part of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms that is ingrained in the Canadian Constitution. In fact it was based and refined on the US Constitution which covers more rights to Canadians. Some of the "Free Speech" that has been at one point denied in the US were allowed in Canada.
Sexy Pinkie is best Pinkie
1922263 I was lied to by one of my professors then. He told me that the freedom of speech in Canada was more of a... what's the phrase... unwritten rule? Think the British "Constitution" situation. Either that or I was drinking during his class.
True, but first, it was a hypothetical "what if," so I instantly win just on that merit alone. However, the second point is that you have a lot of delicious natural resources that many nations would love to have. That said, I'm fairly certain that the only countries that are literally capable of invading you is the USA, UK, and France (UK and France have the only blue-water navies other than the USA).
First point is an opinion. Second is definitely true, but doesn't say anything other than there are less guns. Third point is wrong on sooooo many levels. Keep in mind that it is free in the sense of you don't pay for it on the spot, but you do pay for it in taxes and wait times. There ain't never no free lunch yo!
PS: I'd like to point out that you are now debating me on which country is better after I basically called us blood brothers. Da fuq?
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Sorry, sorry. This is just kind of a sore spot for me. I actually agree with Damien in regards to issues like gun culture and health care, but he's not better than me just because of where we live. Just wanted to make that clear.
Also, patriotism annoys me regardless of where it comes from. With regards to American patriotism I can put myself in a more simple position of unified resentment, but Canadian patriotism puts me in a pretty conflicted and uncomfortable position. There are things I like about where I live and I'd rather not throw the baby out with the bathwater. It's just weird to me that so much of the Canadian national identity seems to consist of asserting how much better they are than America and Americans. I'm sure the stereotype of Canadians being nice has plenty of basis in fact, but I've met lots of Canadians who just use it in a passive-aggressive manner and it grates on my nerves very quickly.
Also, I absolutely would not enlist for the annexation of Canada because I'm out of shape, I hate being yelled at, and I would much rather go to Hogwarts if I had the choice of making my escapist fantasies real (seriously, fuck Call of Duty). By the way, there are at least one or two Canadians who take that whole annexation business seriously and I'd rather not encourage them.
1922568 Meh, it's an internet argument. Learn to just giggle at it
Oh, and when I mean annexation, I mean someone other than the USA invades them. We already had a chance to make Canada part of the USA. We failed. Damn snowstorm.
I just want to point out that you can technically marry, fuck, AND throw Cadence off a cliff.
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