What Am I Doing With My Life?

But seriously though... what the fuck, man?

So, apparently the infamous RainbowBob and I collaborated on a story, and he somehow convinced me to make it a clopfic. I swore an oath when I joined fimfic that I would never write clop, and for the most part that's still true. Bob wrote most of the cloppy bits, and I stuck to the other stuff, but son of a bitch he still got me to help him write some of the sex scenes. Welp, I can never go back now... I'm no longer unsullied.

Anyway, I'm writing this blog post to tell all of you to go read this story. Even if you don't like clop (I'm still not really a fan), you might find something to like if you enjoy my comedies. The clop is a relatively small portion of the story, and you'll know when it's gonna hit if you wanna skip it.

Go check it out. I promise you won't hate it... unless you do, in which case I don't promise that.

Barstool Mares

Twilight, deciding that she could use a night off before she has to get a new assignment from Celestia, heads to a bar to have a few drinks and relax. Trixie, however, has other ideas.

Collaboration with alexmagnet, the guy who never thought he'd write clop, but has done so anyways to show me the true greatness that is Twixie shipping. Give him some love and mocking jeers if you have the time!

Also, edited by that cool kid Jake The Army Guy, so thanks for all the help!

Comments

[Manes]

Good, good! Join the clop side.

[RainbowBob]

VICTORY SCREECH!
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[FloydienSlip]

no u

[DJ-NP]

mhm

[Dynasty-Kaine]

Just saw this story on my main page...made popular already. Ah well clop or not the premise may still be interesting. It's worth a look...

[PeepPony]

Sooooo, when can we expect your next clopfic?

[FanOfMostEverything]

RainbowBob is one of the most pervasive corrupting forces on the site. You shouldn't feel ashamed, no more than if hydrofluoric acid dissolved your bones. That's just how he works.

[PresentPerfect]

for the most part that's still true

NOPE

YOU CAN NO LONGER DENY IT

ONE OF US

[MerlosTheMad]

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I helped write a clop fic with Bob too, Alex. Who knows when he'll post it?

Oh Celestia... I'm so sorry.

[RainbowBob]

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AND ANOTHER ONE FALLS FOR THE COUNT!

[alexmagnet]

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Noooooooooo!