In One corner, FimFictions queen of Misandry and misanthropy, Jennifer Diane Reitz, "Chatoyance".This kind woman hates technology, blames 98% of the world's problems on penis havers, and thinks castration is just what human males deserve.
In the other corner professional Ignatius J Reilly impersonator Ralph Edward Hayes Jr, "RealityCheck." where do begin with this one? his username is a good start, he is here to provide a reality check against all the pie in the sky liberals.... mighty rich coming from a young earth creationist who claims that Answers in genesis is a reputable source and that " applied common sense" makes it crystal clear how Noah's ark was a real actual thing and the world flood was a real actual historical event. A man who claims to love science but hates the scientific method which is like saying that you love literature but hate language. Of course he then proceeds to state that one can have science without the scientific method and even ended one of his stories by having a scientist characther renounce the scientific method in a Dear Princess Celestia letter which again is like a writer renouncing language.
Three examples to highlight RealityCheck's utter disconnection to reality:
On his personal blog he talks about nobody verifying Obama's birthplace ( that is right kids we have a birther) while recounting how he was asked to give a copy of his birth certificate when he applied for food stamps ( I assume his thought process ran thusly: "socialism is evil and indeed I must ruin one of my stories by writing a chapter in which I do nothing but intellectually masturbate over Austrian economics.... but I will suck on the government tit to eat. Those poors who vote democrat dont deserve it though, they are different they commit treason when they vote democrat")
anyways two possibilities here.
1. Ralph is being attacked for being a good white christian heterosexual male while the massive feminist conspiracy pulls strings to make sure no one verifies the credentials of a man elected to the presidency of the USA.
2. Ralph looks at the situation and realizes that is an absurdity to believe that in a nation that demands birth certificates from welfare applicants a man can become the nominee for the presidency from one of the two major parties without a thorough background investigation. He thus concludes that such an investigation certainly happened, even if they neglected to mail him the results.
Of course Ralph picks the first option.
Then on a comment on this site he berates environmentalists ( second only to feminists in RealityChecks list of " people who are bucking up america") stating that he doesn't understand why people worry about water pollution when water is continuously recycled.
the choices.
1. all environmentalists ( including those who work for regulatory agencies like the EPA to say nothing of Universities) fell asleep in every single science lecture they have sat in since the 4th grade,thus never learning about the water cycle.
2. Ralph rereads what he wrote and realizes he probably has a mistaken notion of what environmentalists do and do not know.
of course he chose number one.
Third example. I have it at hand So I will directly quote him.
3:Malicious Shipteasing.Flash Sentry. Yes, Twilight falls in puppy love with the human Flash Sentry. Yes, he has a pony counterpart-- a royal guard. Yes, Twilight shows interest in him when she returns to Equestria.
No, he is not appearing in season four. He is not, in fact, ever appearing ever again. Bet on it.
For one bright shining moment of sanity, they broke down and admitted that one of the mane six was GASP!-- hetero-normative. Couldn't let THAT stand, could they...
Yes no heteronormative relationships on the show... except the cakes, rarity's parents, pinkie's parents twily's parents shining armor and cadence... in fact EVERY romantic relationship on the show is heteronormative!
but whatever I guess either
1. Ralphie is right and the feminazis who rule the world freaked out and squelched out Flash Sentry or
2. the writers of a show aimed at elementary school age kids did not want to deal with the complexity of writing a relationship involving the main character.
But obviously it is #1... Or are you not aware that Occam's razor is a tool of the feminazi oppresion of christian heterosexual males?
Misoginy? Of course. he is on record as stating that all human advances occur " despite" the overcautious nature of women. Surely then must celebrate adventurous women who break gender norms... o who are we kidding??? he moans and yells that the media will destroy society by eradicating classical gender norms , the very basis of civilization. He is completely blind to the paradoxical nature of his claims ( on the one hand human progress has occurred in spite of gender norms that make women overcautious, on the other these same gender norms are the basis of civilization) because it is not about making sense, it is about feeling superior to women. The very definition of misoginy.
It is redundant to talk of his homophobia, but I will just note that he is a Sparity fan , and has Cadence tell Rarity that they have ways to overcome differences in size and species. But interestingly she never mentions gender. nothing wrong with Sparity mind, but just so you know in Ralph Hayes head hot Dragon on Pony action is a-Ok as long as the parties are different genders. but mare on mare and stallion on stallion is evil. He keeps ranting about how he wants the mane six to get boyfriends so that" I can watch the lesbian shippers heads explode".
want more Realitycheck? here is 12 pages worth of his greatest hits complete with links to his blog so you can read it all in his own words.Make sure to take an antacid before hand. youll need it.
Now imagine a world where Chatoyance and RealityCheck meet.... would this cause an antimatter collision? a tear in the very fabric of the space time continuum?
p.S I am not trying to pick on RealityCheck, I just know him so well and his insanity is less well known on this site than Chatoyance's. To his credit I am unaware of RealityCheck calling for the sterilization of women whereas Chatoyance HAS called for the mass castration of men. So he has that going for him, which is nice.
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