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MidnightDancer


"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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  • 174 weeks
    I'm the worst :D

    I know! Terrible.

    Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.

    Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.

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  • 195 weeks
    yo

    whaddup tho

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  • 244 weeks
    marrieddancer

    wheeeeeeeeeeew

    the wedding was a fucking blast, actually

    Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming

    and Sicily for the honeymoon was just

    my god

    perfection

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  • 246 weeks
    Oh hey

    Wow, been a hot minute, eh?

    I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.

    We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.

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  • 300 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

    So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)

    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

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Feb
19th
2014

I think about weird things · 4:08pm Feb 19th, 2014

I wonder how much differently people would act if we all changed our profile pics to ourselves instead of ponies.

I know it's not feasible due to the amount of y'all that are trying to hide your love of pastel ponies, but again, I think about weird things.

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Comments ( 59 )

Everyone would stop following me and call the police, for one.

1852627
Because that's the first response when people see wild animals making profiles and impersonating human beings.

1852635 pics or it didn't happen :D

I did change mine to me :rainbowwild: Nobody noticed

1852636
Well, this is a picture of me hanging out at the forest mall last week.

kidcyber.com.au/IMAGES/probmonk.jpg

I mean, honestly. I don't think I look THAT bad, but you know. Public opinion differs. It;s just that when you have a big nose and bushy eyebrows, immediately everyone starts calling you a monkey.

But Dancer, this is my real face!

1852645
Well, no. It's David Tennant. But I do own all of those things, and there is a picture of me in a similar pose with them :rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild:

I would do this, since I'm a Broadcaster anyway, and have no problem with people knowing my face, but only if a bunch of others did, as well.

I think about half my followers have already seen my face (and lived), so I'm predicting the reaction might be underwhelming on my end :raritywink:

So how would it work for me? I'm already halfway closer to using my real face than most of the folks here... :trollestia:

I use my real face. Yes, this is actually a picture of me.


1852625

Awww, Kitsune, nobody's ever done that to me.

1852671 i posted my face awhile back, seemed k. would totally do it


1852679 my reaction to you is always a little overwhelming, though ;)


1852683 white hair, goodness


1852690 i know :p

1852690
Yes but whereas you look like a cool army man ninja boss, I look like someone dropped a wet towel on the floor and spilled hot sauce on it.

Wanderer D
Moderator

I don't know if fimfic would be ready for my face.

1852700

white hair, goodness

...

Yes, that's exactly what I meant. :twilightsheepish:

1852703 :(


1852705 I'm ready bb <3


1852706 well hell idk

Once people saw my mustache, my popularity would dramatically change. I can't say for certain whether it would rise or fall, and I'm frankly afraid to find out.

1852716
Haha, I dunno. I'm mean to myself. Alright, I don't look that bad. I'm sure. Maybe. :twistnerd:
Don't frownyface. Then I'll frownyface and everyone will frownyface. :c

1852720 it would rise provided it's a manly mustache


1852731 its okay, im mean to me too. i dont think im super hot or whatever but i always get good feedback so you probably will too :D

1852733
Anyway, it doesn't matter. Looks are an unfortunate byproduct of upbringing in a material world. In the end, when you get to know a person, looks always come second, and that's what counts in the end.

Unless you're Michael Cera because omg Michael Cera <3

1852742 Exactly.

Also, ew, Michael Cera.

1852745
Hey hey hey, he is a exquisitely odd mix of ruggedly worn and youthfully innocent. Sort of like if you thrashed a badger around a bit.

1852747 I'm so picky though :(

1852748
Alright, name me your top five actors in terms of... pleasing features. You are not allowed to list Orlando Bloom.

1852756 I don't watch many films, but let's see:

1. The dude that plays the Eleventh Doctor
2. Will Smith
3. The dude that played Wesley Crusher
4. Conan O'Brien
5. Godfrey Gao

1852771
You know what? I'm actually ok with this list. :rainbowlaugh:
I agree with Matt Smith (the doc). He is... interesting in the face areas.

... How did we get here from talking about changing our personal avatars?

1852781 no idea but now im staring at godfrey gao so i'm okay with this

unf

unfffffffff

Everyone would run screaming from me.

1852804 let a woman dream, okay

I'd have janitors creeping on me because mop hair :raritydespair:

1852834 someone put up your like elementary school pics on facebook

lols were had

1852839 ages ago
oh god
the horror
I'm sure I would laugh at your elementary school pics too :trixieshiftright:

1852771 Matt Smith = Flaming Hot

the angels take manhattan dancer help I don't want to feel anymore

1852716

well hell idk

I was referring to the fact that my avatar's already human. :rainbowwild:

If you wanna get picky about actual appearance, though, my hair's considerably darker and I've got considerably more of it - much longer in back, and plenty on my face ATM. Oh, and I'm a guy, too, so I guess there's that? :trollestia:

1852882 God dammit dancer :rainbowkiss:

I have a feeling some people on the site would definitely act a bit different, but since it would be the new normal, I think our sense of community would prevail.

1852643

Well, this is a picture of me hanging out at the forest mall last week.
Image: http://www.kidcyber.com.au/IMAGES/probmonk.jpg
I mean, honestly. I don't think I look THAT bad, but you know. Public opinion differs. It;s just that when you have a big nose and bushy eyebrows, immediately everyone starts calling you a monkey.

1852703

Yes but whereas you look like a cool army man ninja boss, I look like someone dropped a wet towel on the floor and spilled hot sauce on it.

Davaj, I've seen some ugly and disfigured fuckers in my life. You sound like you look maybe a bit grunge with red hair like Carrot Top.
Thanks for saying I look like a boss. :)
About me, I think my face is too square with overly large lips, and I find it really easy to accidentally look angry, intense, or intimidating without meaning too (Sorry, Dancer, MOE, and all you guys from Bronycon).


1852671

I would do this, since I'm a Broadcaster anyway, and have no problem with people knowing my face, but only if a bunch of others did, as well.

What does your real face look like? I may or may not have seen you at Bronycon 2013. Also, you're a badass army guy; if anyone gives you shit...

1852705

I don't know if fimfic would be ready for my face.

D, it would be a crime for your face to be hidden from fimfic.


1852834

I'd have janitors creeping on me because mop hair :raritydespair:

Sounds about right.


1852700

>> kalash93 i know :p

You know how to work with what you have. You look kinda masculine, but you're still distinctly feminine-looking. The tattoos don't hurt either, IMO.

1853183 You didn't intimidate me :) And it was so easy to make you blush, so that kind of made the whole thing cute, really.

Also yes, built like an ox and so on.

I would fave even weirder stories than I already do! just to throw them off my trail :pinkiecrazy:

1852882 Dang it, why you gotta be so gosh darn cute, Dancah?

This is me with one of my younger cousins.
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This is me at around age seven or eight.
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And this is me last year at my great grandfather's funeral. There was a 21 gun salute and everything. :pinkiesad2:
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Seems like I'm not the only one with a beard.

Actually there seem to be a lot of men with a beard in this fandom:pinkiehappy:

My face looks like a picture frame, it's this much a square:pinkiecrazy:

1853368 oh my god that middle pic

hnnnnnnnng so cute


1853385 beards and fedoras aplenty.

1853454 I tried to find this one of me at age five, where I was wearing Bob the Builder footie pajamas and doing a fairly manly pirouette, but I can't find it anywhere.

1853183
Hah, Nah. Well, to tell you the truth, and complete truth, I'd probably make a better ninja than you, in real life. I'm not grunge, and I'm certainly not a red-head. You see, members of my race don't come in any hair and accessory colour other than black. :twilightsmile:

Hot sauce is because, well, we eat a lot of spicy food where I'm from. (Not Korea! But close by.)

I do joke around a lot though. I'm pretty okay with how I look. In fact, if you actually did want to know how I looked, it's really simple.

Step 1. Go outside
Step 2. Find an Asian dude
Step 3. We all look like that one guy. ALL of us.

How about I don't.

Ever.

I'm sure the orangejay is better than my rather uninteresting visage. That and there are few pictures of me that I could post, and no good ones.
@beards and fedoras: I have a beard. Sometimes. I don't wear hats, though.

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