HiE Omake - Filli Vanilli · 4:51pm Feb 16th, 2014
HiE Omake - Filli Vanilli
"Why exactly are we here again?" Rainbow Dash asked as she hovered in place and looked around the room. They hadn't been here in a long, long while, and the room showed the fact of its disuse by the amount of dust that had been allowed to cover various areas. That and the current reading on the old analog clock, showing that the batteries had died some time ago and hadn't yet been replaced.
"A fair question. The purpose of these gatherings is to discuss certain happenings in each chapter of the main story. This gathering appears to involve no such purpose," Ulquiorra added. He could understand fulfilling omake duties when it came to addressing certain topic points of the story, and their interactions in such. But the title screen held no chapter indicator, and thus no justification for being present.
So he couldn't help but wonder why he and the six ponies had been gathered here today. And how had Spike gotten out of this duty?
"From what I understand," Twilight said as she spoke up in order to get their attention. If she didn't then Rarity and Pinkie would just keep dusting the room, and they'd never get anywhere. And that was to say nothing of the sneezing fit that would be had. "This week's "My Little Pony" episode included some points that just couldn't be ignored, and just had to be addressed," she explained.
"Hopefully it's more than jus' mah brother's singin' an' turkey callin'," Applejack commented from where she stood.
"Well..." Twilight paused as she levitated the checklist up to eye level in order to figure out just what they had to address. "The first thing on the list is the jackalope present when Fluttershy was feeding her animals."
"A jackalope?" Ulquiorra asked as he looked at her.
Twilight nodded. "The offspring of a rabbit and deer or antelope, and consists of a rabbit with antlers on top of its head. Unless there were some blink and you'll miss it moments throughout the four seasons, this is the first featuring of such a hybrid that I can remember."
"Okay now that's just gross," Rainbow Dash replied and made a squicked out face at the thought. "How does a deer even go about fucking a bunny rabbit?"
"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight said in a scolding manner.
Fluttershy remained silent, other than the characteristic "eep" that was emitted as her butter yellow coat became stained with the bright red of her blush from underneath.
"Good gracious, Rainbow Dash, must you be so vulgar?" Rarity asked, mortified by what her friend had just said. She always knew that Rainbow Dash was crass in nature, but this was obscene even for her.
"What? It's a fair question. You know they did it, you just don't know how they did it," Rainbow Dash pointed out in defense of her statement.
"There was probably a step stool involved," Pinkie offered up in explanation.
"... Pinkie, what exactly are you talking about?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Assuming the larger of the two is the father of an offspring is quite foolish in nature. The greater physical likelihood is that the deer served as the mother to the offspring in question," Ulquiorra explained calmly.
Rainbow Dash frowned, looking between Pinkie and Ulquiorra. Those two operating on the same wavelength was just plain weird. "I don't know what's worse. How that actually makes sense, or that you actually took the time to think on the issue of bunny humping," she stated.
"Alright, that's enough talk about sex, you two," Twilight stated in interruption as she turned her attention back to the checklist, "we're supposed to be talking abou--- oh fuck me. This can't be right," she groaned.
"Wha' can't be right, Sugarcube?" Applejack asked.
"Apparently... and just keep in mind, I'm only reading what's on the checklist I was handed, these aren't my words... the next topic of discussion is the apparently pornographic nature of today's episode," Twilight explained, not really believing it herself. "Apparently while Fluttershy was listening to the Ponytones singing, she was doing a fair bit of wiggling her butt for the camera; and a good bit of it with her tail lifted... so apparently the viewers got a good, unobstructed view of some fine pony ass shaking for the camera..."
The squeak of Fluttershy's voice grew louder in response to what was being said, and the blush on her face intensified enough to practically envelope her whole head.
Rainbow Dash's immediate response was to fall to the floor on her back, gripping her midsection with her forelegs as she kicked with her hind legs, laughing uncontrollably at what was just said.
"That's horrible! "My Little Pony" is supposed to be a kid's show!" Pinkie objected.
"Apparently those involved with the project believe in adult humor being included for older viewers; subtle jokes that will go over the heads of the children watching, and register with whatever parents are unfortunate enough to be forced to watch along with them," Ulquiorra replied.
Applejack simply shook her head in response. "Tha's jus' wrong..."
"Okay moving on!" Twilight stated quickly, not wanting to linger for too long on this particular subject either. If they did then they might actually start thinking along those lines. "Okay so what's also mentioned... Zecora having another appearance, that's always good... addressing the fandom by acknowledging the term "Flutterguy", that's cute I guess, and... ooh! Here we go! A reference to "Bridle Gossip" and reintroducing poison joke. Or more specifically, how Fluttershy being exposed to poison joke again produced the same results as the first time. That would suggest some level of consistency in the afflicted, and how they're not subject to random chance with each exposure."
"More importantly than that, we were able to learn that extended exposure to poison joke, at least for some, doesn't pose a significant health risk. That in itself is important to know," Ulquiorra pointed out.
"Okay, I just had a thought," Pinkie spoke up, "do you think exposure to diluted amounts of poison joke could cause minor cases of affliction? Like if Fluttershy only took a little her voice would only get slightly deeper?"
"Hmm..." Twilight mumbled as she rubbed her chin in thought. "That's a very interesting question, Pinkie, but Zecora might be the one to ask since she lives in the Everfree Forest. Why do you ask?"
"Remember back in "Bridle Gossip" when Applejack shrunk town to teeny tiny size? Well if she was exposed to only a little, would she shrink down to Apple Bloom's size?" Pinkie Asked.
"Huh," Applejack replied in thought and scratched the back of her head, "never thought o' that one before."
"I'd rather not think about those implications," Rainbow Dash replied as she picked herself up off the ground, now fully recovered from her laughing fit. "You know how many perverts are on the internet. Do you know what the fallout would be from them actively thinking about Applejack being reduced to filly size?" she asked.
The room was silent at Rainbow Dash's words, expressions of shock and disgust on everyone's faces, except for Ulquiorra who remained as blank and expressionless as always. Even the implication of what she was saying wasn't enough to earn a visible reaction from him. Nor was it enough to make him partake in the group shudder that went off through the ponies.
"I believe that's enough discussion for this entry."
END
So i'm not the only person to notice the Jackalope! Aren't those thing suppose to be notorious meat eaters? Like can eat a man whole in seconds. But of course they don't exist, they're just some stupid legend made up by a mentally challenged Hill Billy.
Aren't they skipping over the part in Pinkie's vicious attack on Fluttershy? You know, where she thinks of the worst possible thing happening of Fluttershy being on stage and pretty much getting in her face and cramming it down her throat? Several times?
Yes, nothing quite like a children's cartoon acknowledging the fact that older people watch the show. I am fairly certain that I am not the only one who thinks that this is sad in some way. And I am not even talking about the internet, too easy. At least now we have an idea about how poison joke works.
Nice
You should do these more often.
Actually, I think the term "Flutterguy" was invented by Spike when he was thinking up names for the mane six after exposure to poison joke. Just like "Twilight Flopple" and "Apple tini"
Also, Twilight waved her butt previously during her dance with cadence, both as a filly and as an adult. So that's not really anything new, and I'm not sure how adult oriented it is.
1841082 Jackalopes appeared in the FiM comic series. And they were also vampires.
I had a thought to do a similar joke myself. I suppose I let an opportunity slip there
This was a good Omake
1841221 I totally agree with you.
1841082 1841760 and also they are sort-of real there is a disease that affects rabbits that make them appear to have antlers though I can't for the life of myself remember its other effects
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shope_papilloma_virus
2080412 Well that's scary