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    Rule 34 update coming soon...

    I'm going to compile the rule 34 data for the last 3 months. April-June, 2016. It willl take some time, but look for it later this month. Thank you.

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    Rule 34 Updates resuming June 2016

    I need to take a temporary leave of absence from the Rule 34 updates. I'll be back in a couple of months and will strive to have 3 months worth of data to discuss. In the meantime, please enjoy these pictures of shaved horses:

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  • 420 weeks
    MLP Rule 34 Update: March 2016 / Wonder Woman Revamp

    [Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

    It's the tenth of the month and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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    MLP Rule 34 Update: February 2016 / Porkyman 20th Anniversary

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    It's the tenth of the month and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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    MLP Rule 34 Update: January 2016 / Zootopia

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Feb
13th
2014

Equestria Girls 2: Rainbow Rocks Trailer · 7:11pm Feb 13th, 2014

Well, I'm certainly shaking. Hopefully, Tom and Rocky will make appearances in the rival band.

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Comments ( 33 )

Is this even the real life?

I just can't

augh

End it al now

CBM8 #4 · Feb 13th, 2014 · · 1 ·

Fucking glorious.

And for the actual movie? I'll watch it, no bitching added.

i would sooner see this crap!

Holy #6 · Feb 13th, 2014 · · 5 ·

More Sunset Shimmer, more equestria girls porn, and another movie with humanized pone? This is going to be so fucking awesome I can't even wait.

I'm interested a bit in it. But I'm not going to pay to watch it.

Im not so sure about this, i feel the songs for mlp have taken a major hit in quality. A movie dedicated to singing leaves me..... anxious.

Vexy #9 · Feb 13th, 2014 · · 3 ·

I really hope Flash Sentry is in this movie.

Okay, instead of making a blatant ripoff of Gem. Why not just reboot Gem?
She was fun, had good songs, and pulled off those crazy outfits and makeup far better than. . . Whatever they were doing. And she did it without the Magic!!!!
Come on Hasbro/Hub. Don't go all George Lucus on My Little Pony and you're fans ;3;

Since the first movie was semi successful, of course they're going to make a second one and milk that cow until there is nothing left but a shriveled, dried up sac of cow-boob, slowly dangling under the mangy animal, like a fleshy, Hemmingway-esque bell.

Why can't we just have a movie about normal fluffy ponies that everyone would love? :fluttercry:

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1830357 If he is, I demand personality be added to him.

1830412 Because of Barbie. Hasbro insists it have a competing fashion doll. So to kill the blatant pandering of EqG, we'd need to kill Mattel. That way Hasbro could get its dandy market share and be able to sit on its laurels and leave us with pleasant pony.

Vexy #14 · Feb 13th, 2014 · · 4 ·

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I hope he smooches Twilight at the end of the movie. :rainbowkiss: Just because.

... I'll watch these two later.

Dat Granny Smith.
Dat dancing cop.

This is just too ridiculous to hate. :raritystarry:

might actually dislike this!

I LOVED THE ORIGINAL! ... HOW IT WENT SO WRONG?!:applecry:

Hmm... Y'know, this is technically the first time that we've seen the Diamond Dogs since season 1. That's cool.

Also, I guess this Twilight Sparkle is the one that's native to the EqG-verse. I wonder how her first meeting with the other five will go down (or will the movie start with her already knowing them)?

Oh god, it's going to be a fucking musical isn't it?

>Shake your tail cause we're gonna have a party tonight
>shake your tail cause we're gonna have a party tonight
>shake your tail cause we're gonna have a party tonight
>shake your tail cause we're gonna have a party tonight
>Shake your tail cause we're gonna have a party tonight
>Shake your tail cause we're gonna have a party tonight
>shake your tail cause we're gonna have a party tonight
>shake your tail cause we're gonna have a party tonight
>shake your tail cause we're gonna have a party tonight
>Shake your tail cause we're gonna have a party tonight

This is the same person who wrote "Hearts As Strong As Horses", isn't it?

I second the Diamond Dog love. But you probably expected that out of me. And I like they seem to be good guys, or at least not openly bad guys. This is serious progress.

The music in the second video is "Stains of Time," Monsoon's boss theme from Metal Gear Rising.

It kinda sounds like something by Dragonforce.

If the actual EqG2 had metal or harder fare, I would definitely watch.

I watched the original EqG cause, despite it being an obvious plug for a doll line (which I have no clue if it did well or not), I was certain there'd be an amusing enough storyline within. Ok, the real reason is my friends dragged me kicking and screaming into the theatres. There was two other groups of bronies and like five groups of kids. It was empty. The kids were louder than us.

EqG2 is oozing with marketing from every orifice. It's like someone in marketing forcibly traded jobs with a writer. It looks like it's gonna have one shitty storyline with glaring plot holes and more Ass Entry, useless romantic interest to Twatlight Fuckle.

I hope they fuck. Do it anal. Then I would buy one of those super rainbow unicorn vibrating ass plugs that porn star is selling. Cause EqG2 will have done a better job at plugging those butt plugs than My Little Porny.

Watch. They'll come out with a rainbow pegasus butt plug that plays rock music from the movie really loud, enough that sound waves are carried from your rectum through the rest of your body to your ears. The better to listen to music, fuck that shitty electric toothbrush that plays music into your mouth. Consuming music through the ass will be the way to go.

Watch them approach Eurobeat Brony, asking if they could put "Discord" on a chaotic rainbow music playing butt plug.

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They'll prolly come out with girl versions of these, too.

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Really loving that part, too. They're so muscular.

But it really becomes confusing why Spike is a dog.

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Especially this one:
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ZXInsanity is a beast and it brings me so much joy that you watch his stuff too.
I wish I knew what the track was when AJ "dances" though. It's epic.

1831096 I love every part about all of what you just wrote. It was glorious.

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Applejack spinny dance:

When Flutters breaks Rarity's back:

1830272 Excellent! Equestria Girls 2: Electric Scootaloo

1831710 You have to right to remain STYLISH!

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Dragons don't seem to respond to the portal like other sapient species. Or it's a quick gag about how Spike and Twilight interact. That the Diamond Dogs are more characterized. It's not wrong.

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:rainbowkiss:
So awesome. Thanks man, I owe you one!

If they try to pass that off as rock... [youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWhInhE6emE]
Also, dancing cop :rainbowlaugh::
[youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1giFQoOqXY]

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