Ah dream logic. · 9:49pm Feb 12th, 2014
You ever say something in a dream that, in the context of the dream, makes perfect sense?
I had a rather interesting dream last night that's still making me laugh.
I was in a women's locker/dressing room having a shower, when somebody I knew from high school walked in. She told me that I couldn't be in there. I turned to her and said, "It's okay, I have a vagina right now," as if it was the most natural thing in the world, and promptly flashed her my vag.
Later on I encountered another woman who recognized me from the shower, even though this time I was a dude at this point. "Weren't you a girl, earlier?" "I'm a guy right now." "No way." She grabs my junk. "Wow, you weren't kidding." Somehow that translated in the dream that I get a free squeeze of on of her breasts because she squeezed my junk.
Yeah... Dream logic is fun.
Duuuude.
That's weird.
1827438 It's okay. I had a vagina at the time.
And now Trixeffable is aroused.
Almost as good as porn logic or hentai logic.
Why can I see Soren having a similar dream?
wha?!
1827439 ...That sounds like a good dream...
...Having an internal crisis are we?
1828457 Nah. Just wacky dream shit. I know where I stand on the gender spectrum, which is to say I'd get a sex change if it actually meant being able to give birth, but it's not likely to happen in my lifetime, so I'm happy to live as a man.
Even with the mobius strip tree in the rainforest [climb the tree, end up on ground level] and the random skiing, which I am incapable of doing, this isn't even the weirdest dream I've had.
I once had a dream where I got smashed, and fisted a hermaphroditic centaur in a room full of MLP merch. All while giving a reach-around through a Pringles can with a hole in the side.
Dreams indeed can be wacky. I once dreamt I had a car accident, which fortunately left me unharmed but sadly severed the rear half of my car like it was done by a high-powered laser. No worries, though! A mechanic opened a huge lid on the car's roof, wherein was a vast array of wires, pipes, gears, and other components apparently crucial to the car. He turned a nut with a wrench, and that was all the car needed to be fully repaired. Alas, I didn't have a dime on me, so I had to pay for the service rendered by transofrming into a spitz-type dog.
Dayum, Fates. That competes with MY fucked up dreams.
One point, in one of my dreams, I was thinking I was a werewolf, for some reason. Then there was a vision of a telephone booth in the street on which my house happens to be. (No, it wasn't a big blue box.)
Then I was going back in my home, from doing something else which I can't remember. I remember going upstairs, seeing the bathroom door opened right in front of me, and looking inside, even though it was normal for it to be open.
I saw a random blond-haired chick in the bathtub, thought "My god, I'm not the only werewolf after all...!" and then went to my bedroom, thinking I'd better leave her be. Woke up once I went back in my bed.
I've been dreaming of... morbid non sexual things... things that keep me awake most of the night (currently 4am here... haven't slept a wink, ended up playing Sonic: Generations to pass the time)
1829476 Wow... well I had a dream waaaaay back where I got stabbed, I woke up immediately but I felt a hot stabbing pain in my stomach right where I'd been stabbed in the dream, for several minutes after... not a dream I wanna have again anytime soon.
1833879 I've had one of those kinds of dreams. Only instead of being stabbed, it was being eaten alive by a pack of wolves. I would have screamed if my throat wasn't so dry.